
She got the job after Colonel Failure was promoted.
dontcha mean Colonel Panic?
My first thought was, who the fuck names their kid “Data”.
Then I realized there is a local radio personality named Oedipus, and I always thought what kind of parent names their kid that.
But then I remembered that that, is in fact, a stage name.
But I don’t think you can use stage names in the military?
So maybe they are NB and this was their chosen name? But I don’t think thd military would really go for that, let alone put them on TV (though I have no doubts that the best cyber security researchers out there are, in fact, queer).
So now I’m just more confused about everything.
We don’t know this persons name, the tagline is the news headline not this persons name, it’s about an actual data breach
reminds me of the classic 90s joke “who is this General Failure and why is he reading my drive?”
I’m not even in the army, much less a squad leader. Who exactly is this Private Parts of mine that you want to see?
I assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don’t mind him, that ol’ fossil’s always acting like he speaks for everyone.
Colonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though
The last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.
I didn’t realise Olivia Coleman held an officer commission.
I can see sister or cousin for sure.
The one from Austria?
They didn’t learn their lesson after Reality Winner.



