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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Pet the things

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Pet the things

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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    7 hours ago

    And then we pour them into engines to make em go.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Pet all the unicellular plankton!

      • dudinax@programming.dev
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        It’s all about size and appearance. Who’s petting the ten-foot long centipedes?

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          But they don’t go into our engines.

        • KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world
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          1 hour ago

          Count me in.

        • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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          48 minutes ago

          Awwwww

    • UltraBlack@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      At least we have our replicas

  • lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world
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    Sorry but we are literally killing 90 billion of their descendants a year in slaughterhouses

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      We’d certainly need to kill a lot less than 90 billion if we had big ass dinos to farm.

    • kurt_vonnegut2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 hours ago

      In the most horrible circumstances.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I love you T-rex and would hug you without expecting a hug back. I know you’re trying.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    I have an endless pile of turtle plushies. :D

    🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

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      I hope when you lay down in your plushie pile that it’s just turtle all the way down.

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    … And that’s when the attack comes… Not from the front, but from the SIDES.

    By the other two plushies… You didn’t even know were there

    • jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Clever girl

  • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Watching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”

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      I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she’ll know my last words were “who’s a pretty kitty?”

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        pumas meow, that’s how they would lure you

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    I have at least a couple dino plushies.

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