New nVidia CEO: Lisa Su
New AMD CEO: Jensen Huang
problem solved!
Haha.
That’s pretty much what happened in the '80s with Commodore and Atari.Don’t give them any ideas.
Plot twist: Lisa marry Jensen and the two decides to destroy Nvidia together.
They’re cousins lol
Epstein club would approve.
I feel like there’s more to this. NVIDIA already knew he was doing all this shit but just it’s a problem?
Stay tuned. He’s about to take to blame for something much bigger.
Damn. He left with a plastic bag in his hand. And a couple of billions richer, almost forgot that part
Not content with hoarding all the RAM in the world, Jensen is also hoarding all the girlfriends.
This is why I’m single and RAMless
EDO ram is probably cheap by now… You can probably have all of it
actually EDO is more expensive because of the retrogamers and not being made anymore. About 4x the price of DDR-400 for 128mb. They get you comin’ and goin’.
I’m sure there is a bargain bin somewhere. Surely ddr1 is cheap lol
I have read that this relationship has been going on in the open for a long time and might be approved by his wife. The real issue may be Nvidia was selling chips to China via Huang’s company and now Jensen is taking the fall for an affair rather than breaking US-Taiwan trade deals.
Nvidia was playing both sides, whereas Jensen’s side pieces took the blame.
That was fast and without fuss. I wonder what they have on him.
He was illegally smuggling chips into China. He could be looking at 20-40 years prison time.
“knowingly violating state-security related export requirements to the tune of billions of dollars and leaking the contents of oval office conversations” is the real deal.
The administration was (shockingly) willing to let that slide for a year and keep Jensen in his inner circle, and therefore so was NVidia.
But people won’t look away from a sex scandal like they will from a national security scandal, so now everybody has to pretend that give a shit about the rule of law for a few news cycles.
It’s hillarious that supporting and enabling crimes against humanity is okay but putting your wee wee in the wrong wooha forces you to resign immediately.
What a fucking world we live in.
Edit: Sorry for calling it a hole at first
The wee wee part is the cover up for Nvidia selling chips to China under the restrictions.
TBH nVidia probably said “alright, fuck it, lets make the ethics a bigger story and maybe it will bury the legal issues we’re facing and stop the stock drop.”
Quite probable.
If Nvidia wasn’t in on it Huang (the Jensen half) was surely going to use it as his scapegoat for the 20% of sales that he knew were illegal.
Well that ship’s well off shore holding tiny people waving to you, eh?
Didn’t everybody know that for like…a while though? I mean, Gamers Nexus made a video on it like a year ago and it blew up. I doubt that’s news anymore.
Oh, who is China bombing and starving daily?
Their own people.
They use arms against their students and they are starving their Uyghurs
They don’t give a shit about that. He made the stock price move the wrong direction and that is unforgivable.
Line of organized capital must go up.
Fuck humans if line goes up. Fuck humans if line goes down.
One hole per wee wee, that’s the rule. I don’t make it up.
Maybe I’m evil, but I’m just happy that he’s not raping children.
The bar is very low these days
*That we know of
That probably won’t come out until next week when Nvidia have started to distance themselves from him
Or what they showed him after the 2nd affair came out and he said still wouldn’t leave?
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure you could still six degrees him to child rape.
AI companies that he’s artificially inflated due to handing out imaginary billions, which is given back to nvidia in GPU buys, which then goes out to another AI company, which comes back via GPU buys, etc etc etc without any actual, real money changing hands leads to sick fucks getting AI models to generate AI child porn, which leads to child rapists getting hot and bothered and going out and raping living breathing children.
He’s been at a table with the President and some others from his administration, so take that for however many degrees you want, but at most two.
Sorry, but that argument still sounds wayyy too much like “video games cause x”.
“How dare you say that my AI Child Porn makes me a threat to real children!”
that’s musk, not jensen
That last part is quite a claim. Is there some data to back it up, or is it more like a hypothesis?
It’s the old issue at the core of discussions about fictional sexual depictions of children in general. Some claim it can act as a harmless alternative outlet, others the opposite that it will encourage people to do actual harm.
I’d be surprised if it was the latter given that similar claims (“violent video games cause violence”) have been proven to be bullshit, but to my knowledge there aren’t really any studies on it either (probably bc it’s hard to do).
Yeah, thats because you cant go out and cast fuckin fireball at a troll in real life.
AI’s are trained on real images of real children to generate child porn, its completely realistic and exactly in line with all the other child porn these people are most likely viewing, except thanks to the AI they can sink into their disgusting fucking shit even further by tailoring every fucked up image to their fucked up wants. Theres no bullshit attempt to handwave it away as a drawing and that the character is actually a 9000 year old dragon or whatever other fucked up bullshit. It is unabashedly child exploitation material.
Trying to compare it to video games is a disgusting attempt to distract and deflect.
It’s fairly obviously two degrees, if not one.
US President Donald Trump has called the Nvidia chief ‘an honorable guy’, while congressional leaders call for investigations into national security risks
Honestly, never mind the scandal, I’d investigate Jenson just on this basis. Almost everyone that Trump has ever called “honorable” has had a skeleton hiding in their closet.
In their closet? Fuck, most of them have been walking around in their Skeletor cosplay, laughing manically while taking candy from babies and punting puppies…
Or more accurately, with masks killing innocent people.
I mean, Trump can relate. Don’t forget he had a Chinese spy at Mar-a-Lago a few years back when he was hiding top secret and classified documents in the shitter.
Trump knew about the cheating a year ago. He shorted NVDA waiting for this to blow up and now he’s buying the dip waiting for it to rise again. He’s making hundreds of millions off this and “honorable guy” is his way of projecting that.
Pretty weak argument to base an investigation on.
His stupid leather jacket and techbro bait ‘’‘‘charisma’’‘’ were doing a fair bit of heavy lifting in terms of people being duped into believing AI is worth jack shit.
So I’m actively hoping this fool’s errand ends.
If AI was worthless there wouldn’t be headlines about it. Is it overhyped? Yes. Is it useless? Far from it.
There were many many many headlines about worthless things. Enron, well before everyone found out they were insolvent. Same goes for several banks circa 2008. And of course, Theranos. Scams make lots of headlines. AI is one category of scam.
I’d say that AI can be useful, but not necessarily in the way it’s being marketed and possibly not profitably so for most anyone who’s not selling the hardware it runs on…
Exactly. Three years ago when funding intensified the promise was AGI. Now that it’s been made clear we’re not moving past really powerful LLMs anytime soon the gap between the promise and what was delivered needs to be corrected.
tbh i have a theory that the ai bubble itself is what’s holding us up. the llm angle has been explored deeply and optimised to ridiculous levels. what we got out of it is an incredibly powerful tool, but it’s not agi yet. it does have the ability to absorb a lot of skills though, both with deliberate training and with incidental exposure during training, so teaching it new tricks is probably going to be a thing all the way until we reach agi, but imo we’re not getting to agi just by building larger llms.
but the problem is, that’s literally the only thing that’s happening today at any reasonable scale. llms have become the same kind of safe investment slop that reboots and sequels are in media, sure it’s guaranteed to be mediocre (in this case, by being expensive to run and having relatively little advantage over existing stuff) but at least there’s very little chance they will fail outright. real r&d, on the other hand, is inherently risky, but it’s how real progress gets made.
after the crash, hardware will be (relatively) cheap and plentiful, both to own and to rent online, and we’ll see investment sour on llms. that will finally open the door for moving past them and finding the next thing. and if agi will ever be made, that’s how it will be made, not by training ever larger llms just to distil them back to the same scale as before with minor tweaks to how attention works. which is pretty much what has been happening in the past 2-3 years.
Regardless of what it is, it’s not worth the cost.
There were headlines about NFTs and beanie babies too
😆
If it was useful it wouldn’t need the incessant hype. It would sell itself.
May I introduce the dot-com bubble? That whole internet company thing sure turned out to be useless fad, huh?
Just like back then, people don’t really yet know what AI is useful for, or what it can actually in its current and the near future form do, but they are throwing it against the wall to see what stick because if someone manages to find the winning formula first, they’ll be unbelievably rich. See, this small book store called “Cadabra” - you may know it better by their current name: Amazon. Or a silly side project of a General Magic employee everyone said was stupid and useless, Ebay.
AI will be over hyped, over used, the bubble will burst, and we’ll be left with the ones that actually made a lick of sense from usability and cost standpoint.
Oh yeah? What bout toothpaste then? Youre just here astroturfing for that 10th dentist
Why reason with it?
Can’t believe he popped the AI bubble with his dick.
I fail to see how this is gonna pop anything. The circular financing will continue uninterrupted.
If people divest from nvidia it will crash the whole market depending on scale. It doesn’t have to make sense. All that needs to happen is enough people get scared and sell that triggers more selloffs
Nvidia is down 14.25% YoY, 26.81% past 30 days, and only 4.82% of that can be attributed to the past 5 days.
This has had relatively little impact on NVDA and less on the circlejerk as a whole, unfortunately.
Uh, it’s down 12.89% just in the last 5 days.
4.34% was just today.
How else would you pop it?
mostly by having the market run out of money to shovel into the ai companies. which is already happening in parallel to this, it’s just difficult to tell how long it’s gonna take.
afaik the anthropic ipo next week is the next potential trigger point
Pussy remains undefeated.
Is an old man screaming at the tv at home.Wait. Is this real?
And yes, it’s exhausting and stupid that 10 years in, I’m still asking.
They unironically should is that Tim runs Nvidia into the ground lol
Trump truly only cares about bribes
His big economic win is AI, and his primary foreign policy is beating China. Huang funneled top chips to China to the tune of billions of dollars. Literally the worst thing he could do for Trump’s goals, yet this is Trump’s response
Guess those million dollar donations did what they were supposed to
His primary foreign economic policy is get money and bitches. No allegiance to anyone that doesn’t facilitate that.
Tim Apple will save us!!!
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Exactly how it works. He sold billions worth of GPUs to China under export restrictions, now he quits, still a billionaire, but Nvidia is absolved of any wrongdoing because it was the bad CEO and his affair. And people wonder why CEOs get paid so much (okay, this one just happened to also be one of the founders of the company and had stock).
Jensen Huang is one dumb son of a bitch.
Still going to be rich for life though. Lucky dumb son of a bitch.
Musk said he would hire an unemployed Jensen so I think there will be some top job lined up for him if he wants to.
I think it won’t be more than a week until we find out what his new position will be.
All this crap about “cant trust the ceo” will disappear completely. Nobody actually cares about his affair except the media and maybe Nvidia. Even Trump knew about this for a long time. He didn’t care either.
And so far the US intelligence agencies has not provided evidence for this “spy” thing they keep saying.
This world has some bad people at the top so this is a big nothing burger for them. The epstein crew and all the associates.
I think the reason he quit or was forced to resign was that he was going to have to answer some questions in the internal investigation and either plead the 5th or implicate himself. If he resigns the investigation goes nowhere, i.e. goes away. I believe he might be back to run Nvidia in a few years after this has blown over. He basically has to leave or the company will dig shit up during due diligence.
I think you may be onto something. Everything happened awfully quick. Almost like it was planned.
Who’s to say the “spy” story isn’t to cover for how China’s been able to get so much of Nvidias hardware since sanctioned?
Look over here, not over there.
If everything goes well, Jensen will get a cushie parachute from all those he helped enrich. Behind curtain, he’ll be praised with compassionate eyes for having “done his part.”
Dig this, nvidia crashes, teslagrokxspace buys it cheap, Musk appoints Jensen as CEO and personal ventriloquist puppet.
Dumb is right. Dude was literally on top of the world in charge of one of the world’s most important companies and now he’s disgraced because he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Pretty sad, and stupid.
But that’s also the most ridiculous reason for a CEO to be displaced. Not on performance, not on treatment of subordinate, no, it’s what he did in his persona life that has no effect on the company.
Perhaps you missed it, but the second affair that was uncovered was that he was fucking the head of Nvidia’s health divison. Who is most certainly his subordinate.
Oh I did miss that part, so the reaction makes more sense to me.
But his public persona IS part of his job. A CEO in today’s world isn’t paid just to run a company. They are also paid to SELL the company stock. He let his personal life become public which hurt the company enough too warrant his removal.
I think that I am more annoyed with humans in general being judgemental.
