Are you sure it doesn’t mean you get to have a new dog?
Steal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.
“yeah he’s a rescue. His owner was passed out from drugs or something, so we saved the poor creature”
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That’s just assumed
I’ll accept his quest.
I am tired of seeing the same ‘hah, look unexpected’ recycled memes. Am I in the minority? Since tone don’t display well in text, I mean this with boredom not anger.
I’ve never seen this before.
Considering humanity has been writing for over 4,000 years and everyone has been getting along just fine, it’s safe to say yes you are in the minority.
You not being able to understand how to read doesnt make a joke bad.
Oh, nooooO! that’s so edgy. I am bleeding, shit!