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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1年前

It seems so simple

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It seems so simple

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1年前
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  • otter@lemmy.zip
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    I’d imagine you would get some pretty horrible distortion in the picture. That has to be why we haven’t done it yet.

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      that and we can’t yet get below EU’s accepted limit of hawking radiation

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      Lol … gets up to move the black hole around to find the perfect angle

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    Surely you’ll get terrible chromatic aberration. That’s got to be the only reason it’s never been made commercially available.

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      The optical machanics of this make zero sense. A spherical lense’s focal points lie in a straight line so the only undistorted image you can get from this is with the black hole between you and the tv

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    If you’re really attached to that bed and TV placement you could also just use mirrors? Idk seems easier

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      Or a chair?

      • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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        I have personally never owned a chair and at this point I’m afraid to.

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          I just sit on large boulders.

          What is this chair technology?

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      Gonna have to be binoculars too

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    Black hole that only bends light… interesting concept. I’d gravitate to calling this unholy.

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    You could also use a mirror. And then a set of binoculars, so it doesn’t look so small.

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      Two mirrors if you don’t want your screen flipped.

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    Plus you would get way more sleep. The downside is you will age faster than the population.

    • allywilson@sopuli.xyz
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      The upside is you will age slower than the population.

      Source: I watched Interstellar.

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        You are so wise

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    Have you thought about moving your TV, OP?

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      Heresy

  • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world
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    Does everyone think you need to be in bed to watch TV? There’s a couch there.

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      Couch is strictly for casting purposes only.

    • Ayano @sopuli.xyz
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      isn’t that for sleeping?

  • Sheltr@lemm.ee
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    Just lay down the other way with your feet to the head board silly. 🪿

  • geekworking@lemmy.world
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    Get a long swing out arm for the TV. Swing it 90 degrees. [LikeThis] (https://a.co/d/htnnZWA)

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      There way is simpler

  • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    Sleep on the couch. That bed is for guests only.

  • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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    Have you thought about spinning the bed by 180 degrees, OP?

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    Twitter/X:

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    Use a projector

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