As asked.
Had a heart attack recently… while waiting for surgery, asleep, they tell me my heart stopped for eight seconds.
No clue. Woke up in the morning like usual, browsing my phone when they come in and tell me.
Hopefully just like that.
My dad died this exact same way and while doctors kept saying he didn’t suffer at all because it was so quick I just thought they were being reassuring since I guess that is what they are supossed to say.
Your comment helps me to make the burden of his passing a bit lighter. Thank you.
Sorry for your loss!
Thank you, it was some years back and I am in a better place mentally but I still miss him dearly.
Soon
I should die due to my own negligence, playing fast and loose with custom firmware for my cyber heart at the age of 300.
Your cyber heart requires an update and needs to restart on completion. This may take a while.
Peacefully in my sleep, like the guy in the joke, and not like the passengers of his car.
Not at my own hand
We gotta dream big there amigo, stay strong!
I’ll never forget asking my father this question as a kid, and he answered without hesitation, “A bullet to the head.” Fast-forward a few decades and that’s how he went out by the firearm he carried to protect his family, causing more harm than any mugger or assailant could have caused if he was unarmed. Take care of yourself fellow lemms and dont dwell on death, focus on living a life you dont want to leave behind and keep pushing your Boulder up the hill regardless of how many times it rolls back down.
Are you saying he shot himself, or that someone shot him with his own pistol?
He shot himself.
Sorry, dude.
Its all good he went out how he wanted to, bastard didnt even leave a note.
in one-on-one combat with a God while stealing something forbidden for humanity… if that’s still a thing…
All you are going to get is tied to a rock for eternity, with an eagle feeding on your liver.
Until a group of elderly men in loincloths show up and hand you a sword.
At age 92.
From a gunshot wound.
Fired by an outraged husband.
In my sleep when I’m old.
…very, very old.
FTFY.
Just like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers
This one.
in my sleep
Suicide before Alzheimers, on my own terms 🫡
Heroically and instantly
As peacefully and painlessly as possible. Preferably as little inconvenience to others as well. I hope to have all my affairs well in order and they better not pay money to put me in a box in the ground. I’ve told every family member I can. Donate what you can to others if possible and donate the rest to science for some med students to get practice.
Battling aliens on a different planet. Is that too much to ask for?
Best I can do is battling cats in an alley
… but it’s a really weird alley.
