• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Same as when they think they’re doing on fentanyl…

      After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

      Because of this, the video also showed Hernandez complaining about feeling “weird” and shouting to his colleague that he’s been hit. It’s all very dramatic.

      Cops are constantly terrified because of their training, so they panic and mistake a panic attack for something else.

      Being a cop sucks so much (because of their own leadership and culture) that good qualified people do t want to be a cop. So we end up with these fragile snowflakes that shouldn’t be allowed to carry at all. Let alone be a cop

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        These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.

        If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.

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            Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed.

            It’s not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin.

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          Yeah… I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl.

          The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones.

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              Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn’t a black kid nearby.

              Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing.

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        good people get fired as cops because they hesitate to shoot unarmed people and won’t lie for officers doing questionable things.

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        …fragile snowflakes that shouldn’t be allowed to carry at all.

        Yeah but deputy tacticool has holo sights. Not wasted on him at all.

        Poor Durango.

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        My goodness what a fucking snowflake. Maybe you shouldn’t be in the profession if you’re “scared shitless” 99% of the time. But we all know that’s a cover for them. They love killing people.

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      “It hit my vest” and “I feel weird”. Them be signs that his fat ass has coronary artery disease. Fucking Okaloosa County. Good riddance. Don’t miss it.