(skeletor is leading by example by adding that unnecessary apostrophe…)
From many years of experience on the interwebs, I can recommend this password:
NUL,\t.;TAB\n\x07^C
It’s very secure and works most of the time. I use it for everything.
Just changed my password to this, thanks!
hunter2
hunter2
Wow, what a coincidence, my password is ******* too!
hunter2 isn’t a very strong password — personally I use ************.
IRC is leaking again…
You clearly don’t use this one, don’t you know lemmy instances automatically censor your ********?
Censor your what? Your ********?
What’s all the commotion? I’m pretty sure you can say ********, no?
Oh cool - how does it know?
Hunter2
Yeah, mine is removed.
Just added this to my brute force dictionary thank you 👌
Can you take it out again? I still want to use this. Thanks.
I dunno. If I was the asshole running the script that broke at whatever line your user was in. I’d take special care to fuck with you right back. ;)
What’s it say? All I see is *******************.
While you’re adding commas, learn how apostrophes work.
That’s not an apostrophe, it’s a comma floating away.
S-H-comma to the top-Dynasty
Did you hear about Pluto?
I use it to signify “here come’s an S!”
Don’st.
I u’se it to 'signify “here come’s an 'S!”*
Dave Barry FTW!
You mean apostrophe’s.
And it’s not even consistent. Why is it “comma’s,” but not “password’s”?
Maybe they’re Dutch, there it’s only done for words that end in a vowel. Probably not though.
Interesting, didn’t know that!
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I think it’s a Greek root so surely it’s apostrophedes.
My main problem with passwords is the limits that sites put on what I can set for a password.
I could not tell you how many times I reset my password using my password manager, then immediately log out, and log in using the credentials I just saved into my password manager, and they don’t work, because the site is truncating the password to 15/20/whatever characters.
The number of times this limitation is not clearly stated, checked for, or even acknowledged by the site is too damn high.
I’ve made it a habit of testing a login after every password set/reset to ensure I don’t have trouble with it in the future.
The amount of websites that limit passwords to 16 characters is alarming
I created an account on a hosted service we use at work the other day, my password had to be exactly 12 characters. No more no less.
Stored plaintext in a CHAR(12) field in a DB2 database.
Wow, that’s an extra level of special.
Usually 15, 16, 20, or 25 in my experience.
15/16 I get, no idea why 20/25 is so common.
My password manager generates 32 character passwords composed of random alphanumeric characters by default. I usually don’t modify it unless I hit a restriction, or its a site I’m particularly concerned about getting penetrated (in which case I increase the number of characters).
I don’t mind sharing that because bluntly: anyone reading this, good luck figuring it out. The permutations is something along the lines of (26*2+10+(special characters))^32… Which is 3.5239… * 10^60… Otherwise known as 3.5 novemdecillion.
Ha.
Wish we just had like 256 char passwords so I could actually use passphrases instead of passwords.
It’d be way more secure for me compared to what I’m doing now.
I’d do like Star Trek haikus or some such which would be actually possible to remember.
A person of culture, I see.
My fucking bank: 👀
ALL banks.
Or when the app has different limits than the webpage!
See also: Sites that don’t allow “+” in email addresses while logging in, but do accept them at registration (including confirmation emails)
PlayStation Network has a limit of around 30 characters but they let you pick something longer. They even send you an email confirming that your password has been updated. But if you try to login with your new password it won’t work.
I’ll probably forget this within the next time I have to change it. I will then AGAIN try with 128 characters and then 125, 120, 115… while yelling at the emails they send me.
Can you maybe add a note to the account in your password manager to remind yourself of the limitation? I dunno, I’m just some guy
You’re absolutely right. I’ve got a talent for procrastination though. I tried giving myself an excuse while formulating this answer, but I realised that just fixing it would be quicker. Hahaha. Thank you
My pleasure. I regularly put notes in my password manager about stuff like this.
Have a good day.
Funny, but csv values are quote encapsulated and special character escaped.
Common CSV parsers don’t require it and I’ve seen plenty of examples of unquoted CSV cells (which, given there’s no actual standard for the format, isn’t too surprising). Hell I’ve created my fair share while throwing together ad hoc datasets. The idea that some of these dumps might be made by folks who are too careless to properly quote and escape their CSV data isn’t hard to believe at all.
A classic example of naive CSV encoding is joining a bunch of floats with commas while using a locale that has a comma for a decimal point.
I had a dota2 bug where all of the maps particle effects would spawn in the middle. Yep, a locale dot/comma thing.
Oh, so it’s like USB cords. Or basically any other technology standard.
Someone never disappoints by linking this one.
The CSV cells are escaped with quotes. So just maybe throw some quotes in too. Unbalanced for style points. It won’t defeat a CSV library, but might break a script kiddie
Unbalanced for style points.
I like the cut of your jib. End it with a single backslash, for good measure.
“comma’s”?
“COMMA’S”?!
There was a (really short-lived) shady car dealership that used to have an A-Frame sign that they must’ve paid to get printed.
It said “Your approved”.
My approved?
I imagine someone must’ve mentioned it to them, because they replaced it not much later.
The new sign said “Everyones Approved”.
I hate when when people misuse apostrophe’s
Use a password like MARCH1 so that Excel will change it when the data is loaded.
That seems horribly insecure
'; DROP TABLE `passwords`; –
My bank doesn’t allow the characters you would need for a SQL injection in passwords. Checked client side, I don’t want to try and find out if it’s also checked server side, but I hope it is.
No serious software would fall for such an easy attack anymore. With prepared statements it’s impossible to break queries like that. Beside that one principle is to avoid using user inputs directly in your database.
Good way to punish websites that have zero security i suppose
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Sure, but the comic isn’t talking about legit password usage systems. It’s talking about how a comma could break the csv formatting of a csv file that came from a data breach and dump.
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cryptoed
Unless you were looking for a sick rhyme for tiptoed, try encrypted.
Encryption is inherently reversible though. Hashing is the most accurate term to describe it
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While on the topic, this isn’t how passwords work in systems.
Passwords are stored as one way hashes. So it’s cryptoed only in one direction, it’s lossy, and can’t be recovered back to the original password.
When you log on, your cleartext PW is hashed in ephemeral memory/storage and then the cleartext password is thrown away.
That hash is compared to the hash in the DB. If the hash matches, then you have access. If it doesn’t, then your PW is incorrect.
Oh my sweet Summer Child. This is definitely how it’s supposed to work, but there are plenty of services that just don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Have you ever been on a site that has a stupid-low character limit for a password? There’s literally no reason to do that, all the hashes are going to end up the same size in the DB anyway regardless of the original string length. Even
bcrypt’s max secret character limit is 70-something characters.Ever change a password and have it not work on the next login because they’re silently truncating it after a certain character limit? Ever get an email with an actual password in it?
The only reason you would do things like this is if you’re storing/processing passwords in plaintext and not hashing it client-side first.
I can think of 3 offenders of this off the top of my head. It’s a lot more common than you’d think.
The CSV specification (RFC-4180) is pretty clear. If a value contains commas, you wrap it in double quotes. If the value contains double quotes, you double each double quote to indicate its part of the value and not the end of the value.
A properly formatted CSV should have no problems from Skeletor!
Remove apostrophes from your plural words, they show possession, not plurality. Until next time.
Woosh?
No, I don’t think so.
LOL
I do think so
If webpages are storing plain password and not the hash, we should be worried
Don’t worry. I make sure to Sha1 encrypt them first.
Sha1 hash do you mean? Sha1 is just a hash algorithm.
No, no. It’s perfectly safe I assure you.
Yo, why no love for md5?
If webpages are storing plain password and not the hash, we should be worriedYes.
Add commas* to your passwords
What about semicolon?
