All planes land eventually
I mean crashing technically counts as a landing. We can use the rocketry term lithobraking to make it sound better.
Rapid unscheduled landing, as spacex would describe it
Boeing Engineers are sketching their new planes in Kerbal Space Program
What is your “technical” definition of “landing”?
On the ground in sone form. Successful needs the modifier.
There are more planes in the sea than there are boats in the air. Thibk about it.
Any landing where you can walk away from the plane is a good landing.
Any landing where you can reuse the plane is a great landing.
some land harder than others
Exactly, unlike hot air balloons (R.I.P. Moody’s Mom)
maybe should clap when it successfully takes off without anything falling off
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Just don’t blow a whistle
Trains are better than planes, because in the railroads, blowing a whistle is just a normal safety practice
Hands or cheeks?
I flew on a Delta 737 with duct tape everywhere. Was delayed. Then an Airbus 321 and because of delay they shut off the engines. But then the auxiliary power unit wouldn’t start to restart the engines and had to be towed back to the gate. I’m wondering who maintains thaes planes anymore, sketchy all around…
Sure but what if they think it’s an approving clap vs horrified-for-my-life-now-relieved clap?
Add a firm but reassuring “Thank fuck for that! Now I can get off this death trap.”
You’re assuming I wanted to survive the flight
Turkish Airlines now allows me to see the aircraft assinged to that flight, which makes it easy to avoid Boeing planes.
Usually I boo when the plane lands safely. I want my class action payout or die trying.
That pfp is cool though.
