Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • modifier@lemmy.caEnglish
    106·
    6 months ago

    I relate to this on such a deep level. I really dread using any toilet that doesn’t have a bidet now. I can’t figure out why they aren’t everywhere . It has to be better for the environment.

    • zeekaran@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      20·
      6 months ago

      I was in Japan for two weeks and not once did I use a toilet without a bidet. It was glorious.

    • OmnomnomOom@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      Go for a portable one. Be clean and proud. Nobody is gonna ask you about the flask-thing anyway unless they want one. https://www.happypo.de/ No idea if it has a translated site, but it’s quite butt-forward anyhow.

      • shottymcb@lemm.eeEnglish
        6·
        6 months ago

        We have those in the US as well. They’re meant for women who just gave birth to clean their privates. The hospital gave my wife 3 that we got to take home since they can’t reuse them.

        • Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish
          1·
          6 months ago

          Bidets can generally also be used for lady parts, but it isn’t just for that. In the link, it does call itself “butt shower”.

          • shottymcb@lemm.eeEnglish
            1·
            5 months ago

            Yeah, but this “portable bidet” is literally the exact same product that has been marketed towards post-partum women in the US. I mean that literally, it’s the exact same product made in China, marketed by some slimy western asshole as a “revolutionary portable bidet!!!1!11!”