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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Eventually you outgrow him

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Eventually you outgrow him

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

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  • Coasting0942@reddthat.com
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    I like this explanation better lol

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    Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    Really makes a lot of sense.

  • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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    It’s true, I’ve watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

    I think it’s called “The Wolf of Wall Street” or something.

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    Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

    A: Because he can.

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      My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

      I guess also because they can…

      • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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        Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

        • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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          ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

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            It’s the legal way to sell your body.

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        Because he is famous and rich?

        Whats hard to understand about that?

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        Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

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      How do you even date twenty people at once???

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    As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

    I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

    It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

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      Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

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        I said something about acting

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          Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      But that was Ewan McGregor?

      Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

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        I think they meant the beach.

      • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

        Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

        I don’t know but they better not!

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      Same as a ten young adult I didn’t think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

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      Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.

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      Confidentially missed the point.

      I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

      Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

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        Top Secretly missed the point

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        Made a different point

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    It’s not me, it’s you.

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    If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

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    I don’t find it funnier, but that’s my honest opinion. Know why? Because there’s nothing ‘objective’ about it.

    Why do people like to fuck these words up?

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      People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.

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        That’s weak word spice. That’s not even spice, that’s fucking word sand. That is word chalk.

        • 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          you’re objectively wrong.

        • Leg@lemmy.world
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          Your opinion is unwelcome and rejected.

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            Apologies, mr spokesperson for humankind.

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    Every woman coincidentally dumps him at 25 because they just reached enlightenment all at the same age? No, he dumps them because he is writing his own lore.

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