• Nikls94@lemmy.world
      54·
      2 months ago

      I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)

  • Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
    30·
    2 months ago

    I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.

      • howrar@lemmy.ca
        4·
        2 months ago

        The “what would you do” type of questions where everyone shares their subjective opinions is exactly the type of question asklemmy is for. Nostupidquestions is for questions seeking objective answers.

      • Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
        2·
        2 months ago

        I’m in the opposite boat, this feels too opinionated, and not serious enough for c/nostupidquestions

    • yemmly@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      So I take it that you interpret “no stupid questions” to mean “don’t post stupid questions.” The way I interpret it is “there’s no such thing as a stupid question.”

      The sidebar says “No such thing. Ask away!” So I think the idea is that people should feel free to ask any question assuming they really want an answer. However, joke or troll questions (and I don’t think this is either one), are allowed on Fridays.

      • Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
        2·
        2 months ago

        No, I interpret this community as a safe place to get answers for questions you’d be scared to ask because you think you’d get judged.

        I see asklemmy as the place to ask fun trivia and make fun conversations.

        I’m afraid people who have awkward questions might get scared away from the community if questions-for-fun like these were common.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 months ago

    I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
      7·
      2 months ago

      A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
        4·
        2 months ago

        Keep this away from them!

        (edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
        1·
        2 months ago

        It’s too easy to ignore these temptations if I have to go out and aquire them myself with my own money lol

  • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
    9·
    2 months ago

    Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      Hey that is what it might look like!

      So if I only ever made it this far…

      …and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?

      • Scott@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!

  • ValenThyme@reddthat.comEnglish
    6·
    2 months ago

    i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?

  • missingno@fedia.io
    6·
    2 months ago

    All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.

  • stoy@lemmy.zip
    6·
    2 months ago

    There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.

    If the place was actually called “Temptation Mart”, I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.

  • corroded@lemmy.world
    5·
    2 months ago

    I spend less money on beer and don’t have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
      11·
      2 months ago

      You know those three packs of tall boys convenience stores sell? I see guys get out of their pickups to buy them after work on weekdays and I’m under the impression they’re doing it for portion control. 30 racks are massively more economical but I think they’d only last two days for some people, so they overpay every day in exchange for not showing up hungover.

      So, sounds like no matter how full your fridge is, you drink the same amount.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        lots of people dont have the cold storage space for 30 cans… and lots of other people simply cannot sleep with undrank beer around.