I once saw a network that was named “that’s what she ssid”
- It Hurts When IP
- Lord Of The Pings
- WAN King
- You’re My WiFi Now Dave
It Herz when IP has always been my fav
8 hz WAN IP
As a Star Wars nerd, I’ve always liked Obi-WAN Kenobi and LANdo Calrissian.
Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Panic at the Cisco
I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it’s a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for “boudin with rice” everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the “ancillary network names” shit like, “Boudin with rice,” and “Mild crawfish with ketchup,” and “Campbell’s New England Gumbo” and a ton of other culinary “bastardizations” of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I’d hear a “… Boudin corn dog–OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!”
Campbell’s New England Gumbo is hilarious
Had a neighbor that was a stripper, these were the three I remember her using.
You Make Me Net
Bits and Tits
Hot WiFi In Your Area
Bits and Tits
Classic
When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”
There’s one in my building called
]Tower-COVID19[/invisible]The dangling right bracket at the beginning makes it so much funnier to me. It’s like someone fucked up some sort of SSID markup language and gave away the conspiracy.
There’s one near me with a split SSID called,
VM2.4ghzandVM5ghz-not5gI’m pretty sure it’s my elderly neighbors, and I am pretty sure their kids got sick of explaining that five gigahertz and 5G are not the same thing, and neither cause covid.
I had 5G-Covid-Transmission-Tower or something close to that.
Tell my WiFi love her
Tell my WiFi have another WiFi
We Can Hear You Having Sex
We didn’t rent an apartment in that building after noticing that one. I figure the walls must be thin.
TellmyWIFIloveher
That’s my wifi name.
ItHertzWhenIP
Pfizer BioNTech chip ultra 5G has been the name of mobile hotspot for more than a year now, and to say the least, I am very pleased.
I’ve been mostly content myself with a simple CovidAntenna
When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it “GirlsGoneWireless”
Martin Router King
Mine used to be Martin Router Ping.
I come from a LAN down under
Wu Tang LAN
