I bought a big thing of hidden valley ranch powder on a whim and I’m looking for suggestions
Nice TRY Hidden Vally Ranch marketing intern!
You’ll have to pry my top secret recipe for HVR jello from my cold dead fingers…
I’m en route to your house to try
the worst sounding recipe I’ve ever readEdit: I’ve thought about it for 2 minutes and now I actually just want to try that
oof
Are you the one that came up with this one?
Dear GODS!
Oh, at first I thought you were suggesting to try it on an intern and I thought what a great idea. If you can get an intern to cooperate, it’d be like the new jello shots. For a brief moment you were a genius, but sadly, not any more.
Mix it into ground beef for some burger patties. The taste comes through a bit, which is great, but the real perk is for some reason it makes it ridiculously juicy.
Probably because the powder absorbs the fat, thereby retaining moisture
Battered deep fried pickles
Popcorn. Tortilla chips. And I want to say Triscuits, but I have no experience with that. Or the chips.
Directly onto pizza. The end
Buttered popcorn
Some of my favorite popcorn seasoning:
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
- both individually and combined
- garam masala
- curry powder
- nutritional yeast
I have tried none of these one popcorn, and have never had nutritional yeast
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
Bread sticks. Brush with melted butter. Dust with ranch powder.
Bacon. Dust immediately after it finishes cooking. Eat as is or do things with the bacon (burgers, sandwiches, pizza)
French fries. (Edit: call them ‘franch fries’!)
Sautéed mushrooms, or green beans.
I feel like you could start a series of posts: “[food item], 10/10 with ranch”
Mix it in a jar of pickles. Let sit for 24 hours. Enjoy.
Chex mix. Add a little oil and spread it out on a baking sheet. Toss in the oven for a little bit to really get it in there.
Holyyy shit. You’re a goddamn genius.
tits
Snort a line of ranch seasoning off a tit
Put ranch on some ranch and make ranch ^ranch
Use it as a salt replacement. I’m pretty sure it contains MSG.
Coat some raw chicken wings with it then air fry the suckers. Makes an amazing wing.
Chicken breasts. Rub the powder into the meat then fry them in a skillet with oil and/or butter.
If you have stale bread, throw it in the freezer until you’ve got a bunch, then chop it up, toss it in melted butter and hidden valley ranch powder, and then bake them. World-class croutons.