Canadian version:

Keep your stick on the ice. We’re all pullin’ for ya!
Keep your dick in a vice
I’m sad that guy went off the MAGA deep end.
Nooo, what D:
To be clear, I’m talking about AvE and not red green guy
Ahh good to know
I don’t think so, Tim.
- The table still wobbling
That also looks like me in college when my friends would complain that we didn’t have anything to smoke out of.
Or assembling IKEA furniture using instructions containing pictures.
Lego instructions > IKEA instructions. While I think both are excellent at language free building instructions, Lego are the true masters. IKEA targets adults with their instructions and are seen by a lot of people as tedious and confusing, Lego targets children and they make universally beloved building toys.
That’s me
Just look at the guy… he’s carrying ALL of the Ace Hardware bling!
Okay but like a shim or just a broken discarded piece of 2x4?
Or I guess the chaotic evil version of this is a twig with leaves on it.
Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.
Cardboard is wood with extra steps.
Jokes on you I had to go buy a kitchen sink faucet and replace it 1st thing in the morning before going to bed for my night shift cause ours broke yesterday evening 9pm. I’m a IT guy with 0 plumbing skill.
Now you have 1 plumbing skill. :D
He’s still a babe.
did you manage to sell any of them pocket hoses too?
Toilet paper for me
folded paper napkin. they’re all wood products.
That’s why I skip a few steps and wipe my ass with tree bark.
I use a bidet
I use my fingers then I rinse them off in the sink.
Rub it under the table leg to balance the table.
As a woodworker, I’d do the same. Granted it would be a piece of wood with matching dimensions to the foot, but still just a piece of wood.
time, tool
Me, with a few “POGs” in my pocket. Wobbly furniture beware!
(Jk those things are relics now.)
I remember the days when you could go to hobby stores and find multiple troughs full of them.








