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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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    Canadian version:

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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      Keep your stick on the ice. We’re all pullin’ for ya!

      • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        Keep your dick in a vice

        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m sad that guy went off the MAGA deep end.

          • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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            Nooo, what D:

            • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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              To be clear, I’m talking about AvE and not red green guy

              • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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                Ahh good to know

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think so, Tim.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      - The table still wobbling

  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    That also looks like me in college when my friends would complain that we didn’t have anything to smoke out of.

    • grte@lemmy.ca
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      Where there’s a will…

  • grandel@lemmy.ml
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    Or assembling IKEA furniture using instructions containing pictures.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Lego instructions > IKEA instructions. While I think both are excellent at language free building instructions, Lego are the true masters. IKEA targets adults with their instructions and are seen by a lot of people as tedious and confusing, Lego targets children and they make universally beloved building toys.

    • spookex@lemmy.world
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      That’s me

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Just look at the guy… he’s carrying ALL of the Ace Hardware bling!

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    Okay but like a shim or just a broken discarded piece of 2x4?

    Or I guess the chaotic evil version of this is a twig with leaves on it.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Cardboard is wood with extra steps.

  • GOTFrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Jokes on you I had to go buy a kitchen sink faucet and replace it 1st thing in the morning before going to bed for my night shift cause ours broke yesterday evening 9pm. I’m a IT guy with 0 plumbing skill.

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      Now you have 1 plumbing skill. :D

  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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    He’s still a babe.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    did you manage to sell any of them pocket hoses too?

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Toilet paper for me

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      folded paper napkin. they’re all wood products.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        That’s why I skip a few steps and wipe my ass with tree bark.

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      I use a bidet

      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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        I use my fingers then I rinse them off in the sink.

        • Jesus@lemmy.world
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          Rub it under the table leg to balance the table.

  • Cyberflunk@lemmy.world
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    I can fix that…

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    As a woodworker, I’d do the same. Granted it would be a piece of wood with matching dimensions to the foot, but still just a piece of wood.

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    time, tool

  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    Me, with a few “POGs” in my pocket. Wobbly furniture beware!

    (Jk those things are relics now.)

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I remember the days when you could go to hobby stores and find multiple troughs full of them.

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