FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down135
arrow-up1399arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down4·edit-22 months agoTo get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoI have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squareRandomVideos@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWhat if i have -0.001 kids?
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoChop off the end of some kids finger.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoOkay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAh yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
kis the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
Chop off the end of some kids finger.
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Kill someone else’s kid.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula