“You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”
They’re keeping you safe!
What kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?
True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.
Hence the song.
Wait, what’s the song?
POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!
I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?
What kind of weirdo poops in bathrooms
Just shit on the floor like the other wizards
Haha, I’ve gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.
I don’t see why I wouldn’t close it tbh.
So the cats can come in and help
I would be pretty scared. Where did those cats come from?!?
Sometimes they can crawl in through the window
They’re trying to kill my allergic ass
I’ve also got a spare one if you want
This, but for my dogs.
In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.
“The food bowl is empty! IT’S EMPTYYYYYYY!!!”
Food bowl:
We have an incredibly verbal cat. He will respond to his name. He will announce himself in every single room he enters. He will continue to announce himself until he is acknowledged.
mine does this non-verbally; he’ll wait at the entrance to a room and wait for you to acknowledge him either through eye contact or voice and then; and only then; he’ll enter the room and usually with a tiny squeak of approval.
Vampire cat
I love polite cats
aww my cat will announce herself if you enter the room she’s in, until you acknowledge her. she’s also tiny and when she meows it sounds like a creaky door lmao
Fry likes to sit in the bathroom and scream at my wife immediately after she turns the shower off. He will continue to do so until she opens the curtain and he can get in and play in the water. Fry does not do this to anyone else and in fact let’s you know his immense disappointment when you open the shower curtain and you are not my wife.
Or they heard a noise and are investigating their territory.
But yeah. I definitely get the warm fuzzies when my little goblin wanders up from her living room tree to her office tree to hang out with me.
It’s true love I tell you
When I had cats, they would sometimes climb into my pants/boxers between my legs on the ground like some kind of cat hammock. Thankfully I wash my ass.
my cat:
Hey can opener, want to pet my belly?
FUCK YOU DIE
If you’re not aware, a cat exposing their belly to you is a sign of trust, as it is their most vulnerable area. Touching their belly when they do that betrays that trust, which is why they attack you. It is not an invitation to touch their belly.
Unless it is an invitation. Four of mine love and ask for belly rubs, the fifth will seriously bite you. A&E seriously!
It depends on the cat, but most of the time it isn’t.
Yeah, it depends on the cat but in my experience 60% of cats love it, 20% really love it, and 20% will put you in hospital.
Scientists: “Your cohort is small and your study is flawed!”
My cat is so confusing.
He lets my wife rub his belly and loves it, but he doesn’t let me. He then follows me around everywhere all day every day, and he always wants to sleep near me.
I play with him a lot, so I think sometimes it’s a “come play with me” and sometimes he thinks I’m going to play with him if I pet his belly, so he gets bitey.
