pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square224fedilinkarrow-up1814arrow-down1129
arrow-up1685arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square224fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up58·2 years agoWhy are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
minus-squareNo_Eponym@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 years agoHeya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
minus-squareGrenfur@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoAs long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoBecause they are wise in the ways of the world.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoLet’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoYou can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoIf you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoI love how this entire comment chain went lol
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoEven Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!
Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
That’d be us Unix socks people.