Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.
Lmao no fucking way. That’s hilarious
A sort of justice served… In a funny and positive way.
I need an explanation of Infowars. I’m guessing it’s something that really needs made fun of.
It absolutely is. It’s basically a ragebait propaganda machine.
Well, it was.
I need to know that Dan and Jordan will get access to the desk.
What’s the desk?
Nice.
As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
Goddamn, I was sure I ate the onion on this one.
This is probably the best possible outcome.
This is so unreasonably fantastic hahaha
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
I hope they didn’t pay more than a sack of onions.
i would give each of them 1 billion dollars
I initially thought this was going to be an onion article, but here we are. Class.
“…they [Infowars] strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.”
What a fantastic read.
This is great
The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron
Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰
It was originally created for the satire book Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America’s Finest News Source
This is some next level meta.
I was hoping for Cards Against Humanity to do it, but this is just as good.
Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.
It’s America’s Finest News Source!
Honestly using Infowars to raise awareness of gun violence in a satirical way with help from Everytown is such a middle finger to Alex Jones and I’m all here for it
