Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.
Scream at strangers.
Found the possum.
Hump with glee
I’ve been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice
Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.
Don’t knock it till you try it
Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant
Be bred
uwu
You’re so dopey, compliant, and breedable
🥰🥺
Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.
usually not after it leaves your body
Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.
I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.
Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.
meow
I was about to ask what drug would make me do this
That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice
That’s cute, this one still doesn’t think they’re a furry
leans in nice and close, whispering
soon
Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.