Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos while I’m hacking.
…using chopsticks of course, so you don’t get your mechanical keyboard dirty.
But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!
I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?
I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.
Don’t forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it’s fashionable
The trick is to put other put other someone else’s skin on your fingers before
Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don’t make the rules.
Counterterrorist, Terrorist
Ninja, IRA.
Only way I’m comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.
Both at the same time. Can’t be too safe
One hole more tacticool
You guys don’t wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I’m not interrupted?
The one where you can’t see my eyebrows
The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN
Left because it filters out the other hacker’s viruses.
Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking
Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there’s no evidence to leave behind!
The FBI will find all the cum.
Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.
3 hole so I can smoke at the same time
