• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    State senator Kevin Sparks called the district’s Bible ban “misguided” in a 19 December post on Instagram. “The Bible is not educationally unsuitable, sexually explicit, or pervasively vulgar, making its removal legally and morally indefensible. At a time when students seek guidance, the Bible provides a vital moral framework.”

    Someone hasn’t read it.

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        Don’t forget Ezekiel 23:20-21

        She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. And so, Oholibah, you relived your former days as a young girl in Egypt, when you first allowed your breasts to be fondled.

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        I’ve often wondered what kind of magic booze Lot’s daughters had that would make the old man so blind drunk that he didn’t recognize he was fucking his daughters, but still leave him able to get it up enough to do the deed.

        Or, was the story just a coverup for the old pervert raping his daughters?

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          Nah I get it. I black out very, very easily when drunk, well before it causes any kind of impotence. My wife has more than a few times made comments about escapades I have no memory of.

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      If you trust that students are mature enough to read the Bible then you trust that they’re mature enough to read ANYTHING.

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      He knows what he is talking about, imagine thinking that lessons about how to harvest non-believers foreskins is not something suitable for a children’s library

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      Hah I was going to make the same comment, but in response to this quote:

      it is historically accurate, scientifically sound, and most importantly, life-changing.

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      Lol. I came to post the exact same quote, wondering if he was smoking crack. Of course not. Our delusions condemn us.