Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.
And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.
Thanks Jaden
So that’s why it is called projectile vomiting.
Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.
I’m printing the intruder though.
Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.
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We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
Big bada boom
I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel
It’s not a distance weapon
Hemorrhoids
With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.This is a shitpost.
Enter the Gungeon theme begins
I’m a poop machine 💩
shit take
That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders
I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.
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