You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging
Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
Same, same.
Ah, now I have coffee.
Wait you cut them all? You don’t just tear the bananas apart from each other?
Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit
Uhh, see the banana master JWBananas diagram below. Exactly what I’m talking about
I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing
Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock
RTFM.
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.
I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?
Loompaland?
After they unionized? No way.
Oompa loompa doompa de dabor
Only support businesses with unionized labor
You make a trade with someone from the actors guild.
Banana for scale.
The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.
Banana cradle capabilities?
A banana hammock, if you will
Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.
Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.
You rip the second-last one off to leave the stem, which now becomes a hook.
Suffer
Just lay out on the counter and eat it the next day. Sorry, boring as answer
Cut it in half and tie the two ends together
Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.
Skewer it with the hook.
Just lay it on the base of the stand.
I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.
I’m going to buy a banana stand, and knit a hammock to hang from it.
