It took me a minute to realize that little emoji wasn’t just a stain on his shirt, because honestly it fits.
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Pressing the mustard stain on Steve’s shirt to hear him say “Chicken Jockey” would be peak.
i am a simple man with simple desires.
one shiny middle-aged man, please
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be buying one at the first opportunity.
My other action figures are going to have to stand in the shadow of the glory of “it’s just Jack Black, I guess”.
(No sarcasm. I’m really going to buy this. I love the idea of Jack Black just playing “Jack Black”.)
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
I think they went too realistic, maybe they could have taken some liberty with his figure. Not fat shaming because I have the same figure but I wouldn’t want a doll of myself either.
He’s not that round, they took liberties to make him less realistic and more cartoony
Should have made him fatter if anything
Finally I am represented hahaha
[off topic]
Back before “Better Call Saul” was launched, I was in a comic store. They had Breaking Bad action figures. I asked the clerk if a lot of kids were buying the Saul Goodman doll.
I learned that Saul was actually a good seller; there were plenty of real life lawyers who brought him.
Would you trust a lawyer with a Saul Goodman sitting on their desk?
Lord knows I would
That lawyer would do anything for a client.
“Your Honor, we plead Oopsie-daisy”
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
An action figure that looks like they have not seen any action outside of the kitchen for decades.
We could call this an Inaction figure.
Now I want AI to generate an Inaction Man comic.
Now I’m wondering how many versions of Jack Black based action figures are out there
I bet that none captures his portly manlyness the way this one does
And the fact that they could be anywhere.
Representation matters
Dickstrap
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
Commodified obesity
We can do that?
Yeah it’s called McDonald’s.
But that costs me money, how can I make money from my obesity?
