An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…
Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck
He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.
I mean, his wife might be really hot.
And really into witches.
Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.
And really into witches.
Isn’t everyone?
I prefer Sorceresses
An individual of refined taste, I see.
Touché.
This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don’t belive in Magic, but I can’t trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend
I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.
I guess the treat vector would be that they’d be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian
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magic
penises, apparently
The lesbian witch cabal can’t stop winning
She’s not putting up much of a defence.
As an aside, do the lesbian cabals have enough resources to get on with the destruction of western civilization, or do they have a gofundme, or something?
They’re copying Al-Qaeda’s strategy
I wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.
One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.
They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We’d get up to hijinks and shit.
OK that does sound like a fair portion of the lesbian polycules I’ve known lol
And kids, if you work really hard on your studies of lesbian polycules, you can become a Captain too!
Proably shouldn’t show you this:
https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/6730ffbd-efb8-4439-ab58-37757620e797.jpeg
That you in the background?
He’s got more hair, but my face would have that same expression if it was me.
Sounds like she’s a pretty powerful witch if she ruined his marriage and his career.
I don’t want to take anything away from the witch cabals, but guys like these have a tendency to light themselves on fire, the problem is usually when they bring down their family along with them.
God I wish I had the context though
There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.
I’m not in the habit of handing the proverbial fish. Get to work, citizen.
Here’s her original message:
Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware
That’s a very powerful witch.
There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.
Little did Gary know, they were after his law license. Not his marriage.
Too bad there are probably still supreme court justice and almost certainly high level DOJ employees who would like to burn lots of us at stakes, but, hey, one down
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Also a great stoner rock band name.
Check out their split EP with the Mammoth Bong Druids of Weed Wizard Mountain!
I would like to point out that Thanos made some guy’s life miserable just because. So a cabal of lesbian witches looking to destroy someone’s marriage is just as much possible. And I say this with the consideration that both are fictional and thus not bound by the rules of reality.
You wish you were as awesome as this guy thinks you are.
