Hello, I’m Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David ‘The Rails Alchemist’ Heinemeier Hansson!
What do you mean “we were not talking about software programming patterns”?
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn’t dead
Factory Marx kind of slaps
Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.
“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”
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And I’m Chevron Maccoll
I’m Camouflage Meatloaf… And… You’re listening to AM radio I think.
I’m CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
I’m Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
Herringbone Cash, at your service.
I’m Fractal Morrison, and you’re listening to NPR
Now here’s Concentric Lamb with the weather.
Fractal Knopfler
Don’t you scare me like that
Ah shit, it said deceased, sorry 😔 !
“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”
Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.
I guess I’m… Plain Mercury?
Solid Mercury.
Which is pretty cold…
0K… I’ll stop.
Hi, it’s you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
Global, local. I’m Paisley Cornell, and this is NPR.
I’m sorry.
I’m going with “Jimi Paisley”!
Live, from Chicago’s famous Studebaker Theater, I’m Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me. Today’s guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
