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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Its gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.

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Its gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Balthazar@lemmy.world
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    Imagine having to think of a new 6-digit number every few seconds!

    • NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world
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      Write them all down on the first day, then just reuse the list. Don’t get caught.

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        8675309…dammit, thats too many numbers…

        • Balthazar@lemmy.world
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          Hey, do you know Jenny too?!

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          How do you know my Lemmy password?

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sounds exhausting

    • Maestro@fedia.io
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      Nah, just roll some dice: http://gamesbyemail.com/news/diceomatic

    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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      Yeah those 2FA guys have it the worst

      I have actually have the codes in two different apps since ones behind an account so not only does the little elf in my phone have the to think of new numbers he has to make sure the numbers are synced up

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Just go sequentially

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    Reminds of of these

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    Excuse you. This is shit posting from the loo. Not a shower thought.

    • SuperEars@lemmy.worldM
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      Is that a community already?

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    Nah, for some of us, it’s a talent and a calling.

    Look:

    055573

    748391

    663830

    I know, I’m an artist. It’s OK to be in awe.

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      Oh wow. I’ve seen a few of yours.

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      Stunning

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    They’re comforted by the knowledge that at least they’re not the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

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      “I make a product that will never be used. FML.”

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      Hahaha, I freaking snorted at this one!

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    At least we know where he got them …

    https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/hacker-advertises-alleged-database-of-89-million-steam-2fa-codes-source-of-leak-unknown

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    I hate to tell you this, but it’s a factory full of children in China. Those tiny fingers can churn out the codes.

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      Hopefully soon AI will arrive and save them poor children from that awful life.

      Bit like Thatcher did for British miners……

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    ya’ll are weird this is how i get income i have an offshore account teeming with crypto from my two-factor homey just gotta take a shit over there in that bush right now

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    at some point, he just started smashing his head on the keyboard

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      Me too thanks

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    deleted by creator

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    My guy was really lazy the other day. He just sent me back my phone number as a code.

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    The people who downvoted this are the same people that I think Puscifer were singing about in “The Remedy”.

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