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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Oh gawrsh! Oh gawrsh!

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Oh gawrsh! Oh gawrsh!

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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    Gee willikers! Too bad both of my arms are broken!

  • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    It’s pr0n

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    Goofy does porn

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      Pørn, there’s a difference.

    • Glytch@lemmy.world
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      I wanna hyuk you like an animal.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
    I’ve arrived all over ye 😩

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    pørn

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      Whatever happened to “pr0n”?

      Also Ø is not a fancy O, neither is Ö btw https://youtube.com/shorts/S8XE2eig6Hs

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        If you hold down the “o” key on Android you can select ‘ø’. Not that that really means anything.

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          If you choose Danish you get a separate key for it. That’s kinda handy when your first language uses that.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Imagine being danish. Could not be me

          • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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            Username checks out

    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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      Read it like Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.

      • Nougat@fedia.io
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        poorn

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    “Golly Mr., that’s one big penis you’ve got there!”

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    Too much moxy in your garter, that’s your trouble.

  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

    • FrogmanL@lemmy.world
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      No lie — give me:

      Leave it to beaver, Sesame Street, Live action Dora, Signing Time,

      Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.

  • SpoonyBard@lemmy.world
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    Jeepers!

  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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    Hecking yeah

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    When I worked at Geico, we’d say, “Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?”

    One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, “Howd’y this is *****.”, and stopped talking.

    I didn’t even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.

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      I am getting my P&c license, what’s it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

      • TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        you get paid to fuck people, what’s not to like

        • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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          They that bad? Can you give more details? I don’t know anyone who gotten insurance through them

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        They’ll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc… It’s pretty decent. It’s your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There’s a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.

        If you show a good history of customer service, they’ll probably hire you and pay for your license.

        I’m not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that’s for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That’s a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.

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          Oh well I’m not moving to California, was hoping they had work from home. Because I live Oklahoma and don’t think they have a call center here. Or I would have already worked there. I do have 20 plus years in customer service.

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          Very wholesome use of Lemmy, have an up-thing-mark-vote.

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    I hate the wrong use of ø. I’m guessing it’s the same for people using ņ in their language.

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      it’s 짤방 to protect from censorship. blame algo

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      And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us

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    “Jeepers, you sure can gobble cock like a gosh-darn champ!”

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    Is that you, Orel?

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    RO BOY, RAGGY

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