Yes but imagine playing pop on it as a session guitarist, that would go even harder for sure

Would be even more badass if that leather jacket were made from his uncle’s skin!

I wouldn’t mind being a guitar when I die

He wasted such an epic guitar build with basic strat style neck.

Metalocalypse is a wonderful show 🤘

How did he acquire it??

I’ve looked into this as I had a phase where I wanted to bequeath my various bones to my friends, family, and enemies after my death.

The best way to clean a skeleton is with dermestid beetles. They are most commonly used at natural history museums for preparing animal bones, but I couldn’t find any that would work with humans. Your best bet is to find a private entity with experience in preparing bodies for scientific study. Alternatively, you could source the beetles yourself - this would likely take longer as you need quite a few, so storage will be a concern, but you wouldn’t need to worry about transport which has more legal considerations. Once the beetles have done their work, the bones themselves keep quite well if stored properly - no different than animal bones.

Unfortunately the whole processes seemed cost prohibitive so I’ll probably just ask to be dumped in a forest somewhere

Settling the tonewood argument once and for all with bonewood

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