Wait, this is a boneapple tea! Don’t we have a community for this?
When you wait until he’s asleep and then try on his colon.
Like a glove.
Oh shit that took me far too long.
But when did this horrible trend start with young men putting like half a bottle of cologne on them?
(it’s a major issue for me due to sensory overload)
It’s not just young men. There are men and women of all ages who wear too much perfume or cologne. I seem to be allergic to some of them, because I will often have my sinuses suddenly clog up, get a massive headache and swelling in my throat from smelling them.
On multiple occasions at work, it’s been so bad that I have to go ask a coworker to take over helping a customer because their perfume is giving me such a severe reaction. Then the perfume continues to linger for hours after they are gone.
I’m pretty sure it’s been a thing since cologne was invented.
FWIW I went to high school in the early-mid 00s, and during those days, it wasn’t cologne - it was Axe body spray. My friends and I would joke about there being ads in the future similar to the, “Did you work at such-and-such and develop mesothelioma? You may be entitled to compensation.” Except instead of asbestos filling your lungs and giving you a disease, it’s Axe. That crap was in the air perpetually.
Oh god, the smell of the middle school side of the building… it was putrid. Axe mixed with with misted body odor from the boys who had gym in the morning.
It was always Lynx/Axe Africa as well
1200BCE Mesopotamia?
Fair, but we’re noticing a huge rise in the city in the last months.
Seems to be a ‘recent’ trend for young mens to overdo it.
I doubt “application” has changed. You’d be better off looking at the types of scents being sold over the years.
I don’t think it’s the scent but the amount but not an expert either 🤷.
Anyhow for me the only option is again just staying home, that’s what neurodivergent do.
I remember in highschool that some of the other boys seemed to think AXE body spray was an adequate substitute for showering regularly.
It’s not. It just makes you smell like AXE and BO.
When they stopped washing their assholes.
I would say it probably started sometime in the 17 or 1800s when they first started powdering their noses and throwing a ton of perfume and cologne.
Jokes on you, these were actually written by dogs enjoying the sweet scent of manass.
Can’t even fart under the sheets without my wife spazzing out. Where these girls at?!
She’s not down with the Dutch Oven, huh?
I thought this was a meme about guys not washing their asses because it makes them gay.
It’s a meme on pegging.
that’s how you know she’s a keeper
Find a colon scent that works for you. You’ll be surprised how women respond to it and it’ll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.
Love to know what your diet is.
They’re actually a beaver.
No, beavers smell like fish.
Then it would smell like vanilla
The lovely part is that the voiding of said area has a unique sound. Just imagine, as the beaver buddy, hearing three distinct sounds coming from the bathroom. You’d know which one to head in after to take a sniff.
You’re about to find a few of the lucky 10,000 with that comment.
Colon should be discovered, never announced
Silent but violent.
If “Bologna” is “baloney”, should “Cologne” be “caloney” or “calonay”? Or colony, it’s a cognate of the roman place name “Colonia Agrippina”.
If “Bologna” is “baloney”
It’s not
Buh-log-nuh
USians have decided so, and they’re certainly not going to start using the Italian pronunciation! If they were that smart, they’d already do it (it’s not hard to say ‘Bolonya’).
I defend with “Colonia Agrippina” only if the enemy knows both Capo Ferro and Thibault. Of course they rarely realize I’m not left handed.
Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium or CCAA was the name. Today it’s Köln tho so good luck with that :p
And people make fun of Germans for using long words Ü
Bologna is pronounced more like “boh-loh-nya” in italian
Trying to describe vowels of other languages accurately in English is kind of a lost cause. “Bolonya” is a hell of a lot closer than “baloney”.
Köln*
Colon is closer in spelling than Cologne
Women : Ew, he looked at pictures of feet? That gives me the ick!
Also women : Oh, that guy is coming by…
This might come as a shock, but women have a wide variety of opinion on different things, much like men do.
Why thank you, I can bottle some up for you later…
You wanna go get some Taco Bell?
Shout out to Colon, Michigan, magic capital of the world.
