Well if money is no object, I’m guessing I’m a sociopathic billionaire in this scenario. With that in mind, I’m going to live in Manhattan. Specifically, in a home that flaunts wealth in the greatest act of poor taste imaginable. I will buy up and bulldoze an entire block of dense Manhattan real estate. Then, surrounded by skyscrapers on all sides, I’ll live in a mobile home with a block-wide chain link fence around the property. There will be at least three cars on blocks in the yard.
I’m just picturing a bugatti on blocks in front of the snazziest mobile home you ever did see
Nah I’ll buy the mobile home used off Craigslist. The car will be of similar quality. I’m committing to the bit!
Hey neighbor, can I temporarily store some old tires and propane tanks at your place for a couple decades?
Of course!
Ireland, hands down. I’ve been twice, and both times I’ve been absolutely enamored with the country. I’m from the Midwest, so a lot of it is probabky just the differences and the fact I’m on vacation. But the castles and walkabke cities, and rolling hills, and so much green instead of brown or yellow! I’m also a fantasy nerd, so I’m a sucker for anything that can have a medieval spin.
If money was no issue, I’d choose to live close to where I live now, but in an actual house that I could call my own.
Probably Finland, Iceland, or Norway.
New Zealand
Edit; although there’s a strong case that has been made for Canada recently, proximity to my own powder keg of a country scares.
New Zealand has a right wing extremist government too nowadays. They’ve started digging mines in those gorgeous areas everyone loves so much.
TLDR, most likely Canada, but honestly, I wanna travel around a bit first before actually settling down.
Hmm honestly I wanna just live in Taiwan for like maybe a year or two just to see how different it is from mainland China. Relearn Mandarin (Traditional writing systen is probably gonna be a pain in the ass tho).
Then um…
See, if money wasn’t an issue, I’m probably gonna try get some sort of Diplomatic Immunity thing from a western country (so I don’t get arrested in case PRC government found out about my political views) and then visit mainland China, I’ll visit Guangzhou and visit where I used to live to see if that helps with the childhood trauma I’ve endured there. (or it might backfire, but it’s worth a try if I can safely enter the country). Probably visit my parents villages, see if it bring up any memories from when I was a kid. Then leave quickly before anyone recognize me (because I hate the idea of them being like “Oh is that [father/mother]'s Second Son? You came back to visit from America? How are you?.. etc…” nah fam, sorry don’t wanna talk lol, too much social anxiety, I’m just here for nostalgia, I’m gonna gtfo soon after.)
Then I’ll go to Hong Kong, I have very faint memories of being there as a kid, I have seen photos me being there, but I can’t really remember much. I’ll see if I could bring up some memories.
Then I’ll probably wanna live in like Singapore, South Korea, Japan, Australia, France, Germany, Norway, Finland, UK, each for like maybe 6 months to a year. These are countries I just always had in the back of my mind for some reason.
Then after this sort of “world tour”, I’ll just chill in Canada, get a bunker and suvivak supplies in case. But since money isn’t an issue, I’d be doing a lot of lobbying. I’m probably being hypocritical if I had a lot of money then funding progressive policies, but whatever.
See, Canada is very multicultural just like America, a lot of ethnic Chinese, so I’d fit in fine. But the most important thing is, no guns for most people. And as I rich dude, I could just get an exemption very easily (yes I know, peak hypocrisy lolol). Canadians seem much less crazy with the mass shootings. Europe seems fine too, much they seem less diverse because they aren’t much of immigration countries, I mean I wouldn’t really call myself a “German” or a “French” even if I get citizenshop there, because those are actual ethnicities, but I could call myself Canadian if I got citizenship. As for the US wealth tax thing… bro I’m still keeping the Citizenship, I’ll just do what rich people do, not pay the taxes lolol.
To summarize: Canada, very maple syrup, very cool.
A bunker and guns? I don’t think you’d fit in in most parts of Canada. Alberta maybe.
Sorry, but I don’t trust the police. ACAB
The middle of the woods.
Money is no issue?
Mars.
On a similar train of thought, K2-18b
If money was no object, I’d stay here in Sweden, and I would probably buy a farm mannor in need of renovation.
I’d have the main building carefully renovated to preserve the herritage but modernize it, I imagine the property having a stable or other large old storage barn, I’d gut as much of the interior as possible, keeping the exterior look and build a “man barn”, basically make it an entire man cave, I mean a combined area for hobbies, a small LAN party corner, air rifle sooting range, full racing sim, full flight sim, electronics workbench, a separate room for dirtier hobbies like wood/metal working with separate ventilation, but with a glass wall between the areas, top floor of the barn would jave several guest rooms with a separate external access, I would also dig an underground tunnel between the mannor house and the barn, with a deep cellar for extra storage
Belgium or The Netherlands
If I am being realistic, probably Berlin, Brussels, or Paris (maybe also Frankfurt). Specifically these cities, not anywhere else in the associated countries
I’m using the following metrics (and possibly some personal bias):
- A highly developed region that is internationally well-connected and has a strong passport… which leaves us with parts of Europe and some Asian countries. I’m personally excluding UK because of Brexit
- OP didn’t mention that “culture weren’t an issue”, so sadly most of Asia/Scandinavia/Central Europe are out due to difficulty for outsiders to integrate… and among the rest, choices are limited to large, diverse cities that are easy to integrate
- A place that is resilient to climate change, so the entirety of the Netherlands is out (or maybe I just hate NL)
The conclusion is that I should really get aggressive at learning French and German now just in case
That’s interesting because in my limited experience, Berlin and Frankfurt are verrry different cities within the context of Germany. Personally, as a foreigner looking to integrate, I would pick Berlin 100%, but maybe that’s just me.
I’d pick Berlin too. Frankfurt was mostly an afterthought and the only advantage it has for me is that it is interconnected so…
Switzerland and Germany are among the top 5 for me.
Estonia. Nearly all government services are done online and people there are in control of their data.
Visa requirements seem to be less of an issue the more money you have. That being said, I’m going to space
Kinda boring, but I’d stay in my country. (Switzerland) But I’d move to the Thunersee or Lago di Lugano area.









