Act as if the place is yours as if you were the boss
not show up
They could wait for more than 30sec.
Might not work.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
I had to read that title a few times. As it potentially could be its own answer: offer a blowjob
…I know, I’ll see myself out now…
“Yup, that’s me on the OSHA poster.”
“I’m the reason they changed the safety rules 3 times in a month”
Boring perhaps, but just get up and leave.
“This is exactly the kind of confidence we’re looking for in a candidate. You’re hired!”
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”
Immediately strip and start furiously masturbating.
Did the interview room have a big black couch?
I wish there was proper furniture! Fucker accused me of shoplifting!
That’ll do it
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
“I do not believe the AI hype”
Easy, just don’t come at all
But keep stroking it?
Gotta edge them for as long as you can. That way you can get a raise.
Establish inward dominance as well as outward dominance.
Drugs.
Blowie with lots of teeth
Calm down now Trump
