Tell them I could do the interview better than them
Three words…
Cock finger puppet.
Show up naked
I’d pull a Hal Incandeza and just sit there. When they ask my why I’m not speaking, I’ll just start screeching, making weird faces, and writhing around.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
The only thing that changed is your perception, but thats still wrong.
People used to care about stuff like that, but a big deal wasnt even made of it.
But today? Youre likely to actually get hurt by some retard who doesn’t know shit or how to mind their own business.
The only reason it is such a big deal today is because of the hyper offended culture that has been born out of the political correctness culture
not show up
They could wait for more than 30sec.
Might not work.
Act as if the place is yours as if you were the boss
I had to read that title a few times. As it potentially could be its own answer: offer a blowjob
…I know, I’ll see myself out now…
“Yup, that’s me on the OSHA poster.”
“I’m the reason they changed the safety rules 3 times in a month”
“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
Boring perhaps, but just get up and leave.
“This is exactly the kind of confidence we’re looking for in a candidate. You’re hired!”
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
“I do not believe the AI hype”
