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What's up, curd nerds?

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What's up, curd nerds?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    The word is fuck. You don’t need to be afraid of the word fuck. It’s just a happy, colorful little word and we should all embrace it.

    Say it with me everyone:

    fuck

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      You’re such a curd nerd

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        Now on the other hand, these absurd c*** n*** slurs should be blurred and unheard.

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Ohhhh doing the stars on that one makes it look MUCH worse hahaha

      • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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        Go fuck yourself /s

    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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      Duck

      Shit I ducked it up!

      • luciferofastora@feddit.org
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        That’s fine, it’s still fowl language

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        All that matters is you tried.

        Please enjoy this duck emoji as a token of the internet’s appreciation:

        🦆

      • MML@sh.itjust.works
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        Well, fack you

    • Seleni@lemmy.world
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      Tell that to the .ml folks lol

      Their instance auto-censors them when they use it

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s pretty removed

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s okay, those aren’t real people.

    • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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      Congrats, you fell for the engagement bait.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Too bad it was on Lemmy, where that doesn’t matter.

    • Canopyflyer@lemmy.world
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      One of the most interesting words in the English language is the word “fuck.”

      It can be used as:

      As a transitive verb: “John fucked Mary.”

      As an intransitive verb: “Mary was fucked by John.”

      As a noun: “Mary is a fine fuck.”

      As an adjective: “Mary is fucking beautiful.”

      It can be used as a greeting: “How the fuck are you?”

      Surprise: “FUCK! You scared the shit out of me.”

      Anxiety: “The day is really fucked.”

      It can even be used as nearly every word in a sentence: “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”

      • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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        The “intransitive” verb form is still transitive, just expressed in the passive voice

        “Fuck” can be used as an intransitive verb though: “John fucks”

      • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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        Yea that’s fucked

      • Aedis@lemmy.world
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        Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

        • burritosdontexist2@lemmy.world
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          Mark Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo

        • harmbugler@piefed.social
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          No that’s mozzarella

    • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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      fuck

    • PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world
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      My English teacher had a short lesson on this word. Can use it anywhere in every possible way. “Fucking fuck is fucked.” “What the fuck is that fucking fuck.” And be grammatically correct. Told the class “It’s an amazing word and wish we can use it normally, but don’t tell anyone I taught you this.”

      Dude was strict too, so in his honor I say fuck everyday casue fuck it! Why the fuck not. Don’t like it, fuck you. It’s a fucking word, for fuck’s sake… fuck.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/26UA578yQ5g

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          Fuck the fucking fuckers!

  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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    Alright you nerds, find this channel

    • gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Ol’ mate Gavin Webber

      • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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        Went in looking for angry Italians, was not the only person disapointed

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          Found it. angryish YouTube comments link to “angry” Italian’s comment

          • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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            Parmigiano Reggiano? Uh, yeah, Italians take that shit very seriously. I mean, it’s illegal worldwide to name your cheese Parmigiano Reggiano unless it is made in that region under strict regulations. There’s entire international treaties written about this.

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              Yeah, that’s acknowledged at the beginning of the video. Tangentially related, did you hear about the time the Dutch Belgians destroyed a shipment of American beer because the brand’s slogan is “the champagne of beers”?
              Edit: very tired.

              • LumiNocta@lemmy.zip
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                Yeahhh not the Dutch tho…

                Belgians, yes. It’s in the article. Belgium is not Dutch.

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                  Yep, sorry, I’m very tired right now.

              • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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                That’s wild. Why would the Dutch import High Life? It’s certainly one of America’s more tolerable lagers, but it’s still like sex in a canoe.

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                  Great question. If I understood correctly, the purchaser/importer was German in Germany, but it’s unclear what the intended destination was or why they’d import that instead of selecting a domestic/EEA option.
                  Edit: tired.

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    Gavin Webber

    • gothic_lemons@lemmy.world
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      Thank you!

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      It’s just as I imagined it lol

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      Was gonna say, I’ve definitely seen his channel before

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    STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

    • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip
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      The comments about the censored words are more irritating than the actual censorship.

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        So true. That’s why I Epstein filed the image. Now they really have something to complain about!

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        I’ve got news for you about an easy way to stop these comments from appearing.

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        Nowhere near as annoying as the people complaining about the complaints.

    • Marn@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    The virus or beer?

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Both.

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    Someone please find this channel I want to witness it

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      Sadly the reports of angry Italians are somewhat embellished. Curd nerds is real however.

      https://youtube.com/@gavinwebber

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        This was posted years ago, the angry Italians have been drowned out by positive comments a long time ago.

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        What did happen is him removing a video where he was explaining how he made something that tasted like “parmesan”, because the Parmesan lawyers sent him a cease and desist letter

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          Wait, Parmesan is trademarked???

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            Region locked. Parmigiano reggiano can only be produced in the city of Parma and the region around it (see the name).

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              You can produce whatever you want. You just can’t market or sell it under that name.

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            Not so much trademarked, but having a protected origin:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protected_designation_of_origin

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          I’m pretty sure it was actually Grana Padano.

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      https://lemmy.zip/comment/24038756

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