You are the last visitor at a small Museum of Egyptology. You walk around the room. Since it is so small, the only guard is the Person selling Tickets at the entrance. Suddenly you hear glass shatter. You turn around and one oft the mummies climb out of the sarcophagus. He seems disoriented and asks you, what place this is and why he isn’t in his tomb.
What do you do?
The mummy would be tired of me. I would want to sit down and talk to them mummy, ask it all about life during it’s era, hygiene, technology, religion, sex, etc. I would want to know how it died, who it’s family were.
So many questions.
Ask if he wants to smoke a joint.
Knock it down, stomp it, then pee on it.
If you don’t fully desecrate the corpse it’ll just keep coming back to life.
Touch cloth
Neat
Damn I love that movie. Glad at least one other person has seen it.
What is it
Okay first thing is to get him calm. Sit him down, get him some water, ask him the last thing he remembers, and carefully explain the situation. Probably have to be careful with telling him what year it is - he’s going to have questions about his loved ones that I couldn’t answer. Best course of action then is to have that ticket person call in a curator and a licensed therapist, and just let him talk and collect himself until they arrive.
Showing it how it was made years before getting mummified
Reevaluate my worldview and look for an employee. I’d have no idea what they’re saying as I speak neither coptic nor greek
Most likely I’d shit my whole ass
“Mummy mia”
Then #Luigi its ass
I’d look around to see if Rachel Weisz is anywhere close.
One thing’s for sure is I’d make sure the horses were on my side of the river.
Soil myself.
Get a ride home and schedule an appointment with the shrink.
