You are the last visitor at a small Museum of Egyptology. You walk around the room. Since it is so small, the only guard is the Person selling Tickets at the entrance. Suddenly you hear glass shatter. You turn around and one oft the mummies climb out of the sarcophagus. He seems disoriented and asks you, what place this is and why he isn’t in his tomb.
What do you do?
Okay first thing is to get him calm. Sit him down, get him some water, ask him the last thing he remembers, and carefully explain the situation. Probably have to be careful with telling him what year it is - he’s going to have questions about his loved ones that I couldn’t answer. Best course of action then is to have that ticket person call in a curator and a licensed therapist, and just let him talk and collect himself until they arrive.
NeatMost likely I’d shit my whole ass
Damn I love that movie. Glad at least one other person has seen it.
What is it
One thing’s for sure is I’d make sure the horses were on my side of the river.
I’d look around to see if Rachel Weisz is anywhere close.
Reevaluate my worldview and look for an employee. I’d have no idea what they’re saying as I speak neither coptic nor greek
The mummy would be tired of me. I would want to sit down and talk to them mummy, ask it all about life during it’s era, hygiene, technology, religion, sex, etc. I would want to know how it died, who it’s family were.
So many questions.
Soil myself.
Get a ride home and schedule an appointment with the shrink.
First I would be taken aback, I didn’t know my mummy was dead, and then taken aback again that she came back to life.
Well played
Hope heat throb Brendon Fraser is nearby.
Ask if he wants to smoke a joint.
Knock it down, stomp it, then pee on it.
If you don’t fully desecrate the corpse it’ll just keep coming back to life.
Wonder why I’m being pranked and where the cameras are.
Ancient Egyptians had no conception of English.
