That’s the Hollywood Video floor carpet.
Source : a former video rental store worker
Exophthalmos and arhinia is a hell of a combo
Currently #11 now but good to see the post wasn’t lying
Now you, too, can experience how it is to have a job!
it’s selling the longe gone dream of working yourself up with honest work not possible anymore in monopoly driven late stage capitalism
That’s why I hate video games - they appeal to the plebian fantasy.
/s
Needs this mod
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love.
ooowwwee owwwwee oooooo
This isn’t “Be Kind, Rewind”
Schedule 1 crossover when
I was just thinking, would this be good for money laundering?
“I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today” adjacent games
So a gas station attendant simulator? Pick a pack of smokes off a wall of packs, restock beer in the cooler, empty trash bags near pumps, and occasionally do full service?
I wouldn’t want to relive that again. Chevron sucked as a job.
37?!?!
View Askew.
The way our character shows up on their day off and loans out VHS tapes before diving face first into a mooby’s combo meal is full of the exaggerated swagger of a middle-aged rental clerk.
The poor yearn for service positions.
/s if it’s necessary.
yearn for service positions
Yes, but not in the way you think
Yeah I service the economy on my knees.
Now see, that is a person who puts their country and shareholders above their dignity. The next round is on me! Not for them though, they are preoccupied…
“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers”
Tapper on the C-64 was my first introduction to a game based on retail work. Basically an arcade paced bartending that got quickly out of hand. Fun, but also felt too real sometimes. A modern, more realistic game might be a bit too much.
What a classic. There’s an arcade nearby with a Tapper cabinet. There’s one control, and it’s a keg pull.
I already interact with the public enough, not to mention have read enough of the Acts of Gord, to never want to run such an operation in real life.
I’ll bet you punching highly deserving abusive customers square in the face doesn’t get you fired as much in VR as it does in reality.
I want to see your manager!
punches I am the manager~
This would be even better if it were in the style of Papers Please.
i dont enjoy Job Simulator as a genre but they did a great job with the loom edit look
Like Stardew Valley - farming is all the craze now lol
I wish they’d make a simulator where you have to get your family to the farmland. Like, hunt for food, ford rivers, drown the oxen, lose half your kids to rattlesnake bites and dysentery…
I have got just the retro game for you lol
I think the Xennial craze of homesteading is a direct result of this game. This and Little House on the Prairie prepared us to handle crop failures, coyotes in the hen house, and having to care for someone in opioid withdrawal. Haven’t lost any oxen irl though.
As much as I like arcade paradise, I’m not sold on the visuals here.
This is probably the one time I’d pay for premium skins of Steve and Robin from Stranger Things.
