What do you do in bed that drives your partners crazy?
Right as they’re about to climax, I do my Donald Duck impression.
First, I put on my wizard hat…
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can we not turn into reddit please? Just fucking talk to your partner
No, there is a simple answer for sex and relationships out there. There’s gotta be. I JUST NEED TO FIND IT. LOUD NOISES.
First put the beads in… Then
I’ve always wanted to rip them out like I’m starting a lawnmower.
I am pan, and have been with all sorts of people, and I have this one ancient, infallible technique that always guarantees a good time:
Listening
I’m dead serious. It works wonders across the entire board, regardless of gender, sexuality, body type, ability, or equipment configuration. Whoever your partner is, communication is your most valuable tool. Whether verbal or non-verbal, listening to what your partner has to say about what they want and how they feel will always tell you what to do.
As someone with less experience I experience that is exactly what I would have expected to be most important but I would have also thought that it is so trivial that it probably doesn’t need to be said.
Maybe not. The basic idea, not obvious to all, is that this is something you do WITH a partner, not a performance you put on for them.
except when the person lies
Do the dishes and other chores. If she’s not relaxed and thinking of all the other shit in her life that she has to do shortly after she won’t enjoy it
Never had sex in my life tho so idk
You’re not wrong though
They take one look at me, and they’re stark raving mad.
First put the beads in then… Let 'ER RIP!
I like to rip one out that lifts the bed clothes
I touch the parts they enjoy and listen to their response for how the touching should be. 9/10 success rate
Well communication and asking what they prefer listening to their responses etc BUT getting good with my mouth has gotten me amazing reactions and awe whether it is a dick or a tit I am sucking on.
just tell her what a good girl she is.
You gotta keep up 88 thrusts per minute for at least 2 minutes, then roll over and fall asleep.
Yes, women too.Doing this generates 1.21 jizzywatts.
Great Scock!
Two minutes of wild missionary then BOOM!..Johnny Carson. /s
I like to turn on Johnny to set the mood, actually.
🤟
Don’t forget to use your thumb, too.
