“This is a great data center we’re building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!”
Was hast du gesagt? Kannst du etwas lauter sprechen? Ich versteh dich nicht.
This is a great data center we’re building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!
Besser?
Besser?
Leider nein, ich habs immer noch nicht verstanden. Danke trotzdem
De nada
Wen? Den Ader? Wer ist das?
Como é? Fala mais alto!
Wohin soll ich kommen? Wer ist alt? Du nuschelst ein bisschen hab ich das Gefühl. Kannst du etwas deutlicher und langsamer reden?
Abokina, akwai wahalla. Ban gane ba.
Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages
Have you heard of RustScript?
Gave me an idea. I will now be waiting for Rust++
Was the predecessor named “Bust”?
Damn good. Now I know how to name a language if I ever try to make one
I’m more into Rust# myself.
The Tower of Sloppel
The Tower of Babel was probably just a ziggurat that suffered a structural failure and the proto-Hebrew goat herders were like “haha that’s what you get for building cities, assholes.”
Also, that a city would have done what cities do, attract people from all over, from an array of cultures and languages.
It’s literally an allegorical warning against diversity, and the perils of not hiring an engineer.
I bet you can’t prove that it wasn’t a fully operational space elevator built by the same aliens who built the pyramids that they then sabotaged when they left/integrated into human society in order to prevent humans from becoming a space-fairing civilization and competing with/drawing attention from our advanced intergalactic neighbors.
Are those the same aliens that turned the earth flat?
From what I gathered in non-fiction: they were building a giant 9 story ziggurat that was so big and such culture blend of people that it was named “Babel” which just roughly means “confusion”.
The fictional religious story seems to twist this into some xenophobic shit as always.
It probably just fell down because nobody had made one that big before so they didn’t know that it even could collapse because material science hadn’t even been invented yet.
Which apparently happened a lot, like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidenae - 20,000 people died, insane. That was quite normal in the ancient architecture sadly.
Well I mean when you haven’t invented geometry yet, you kinda have to just learn as you go. “Oh if I don’t brace these walls it could collapse and kill us all” was something people had to learn the hard way.
I recently went on one of those glass sky walks on a sky scraper and people would be lining up and clenching their buttholes hard today, can’t imagine the culture around architecture back in those times - everyone was either just ready to go or sweating all the time just doing menial tasks lol
Shhh, nobody say anything. Nobody try to stop them.
Where were you… when the built the data center to heaven?
Nine-eleven?
The ziggurat of slop
We could power it with an internal automated nuclear reactor and flood the access points with deadly radiation for extra security, what would go wrong?
It’s Forbin’ time!?
What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?
Does no one think of the latency?
Yeah, then God will destroy it and no one will be able to understand each other anymore
“Come let us make bricks and burn them hard” somethjng somethjng Bad Religion
I imagine it looking something like this
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Put them in space. You want maximally dumb data center? I’m afraid Musk and Bezos already have you beat.
Advantages:
- No planning department to come in and disrupt your idea with the laws of thermodynamics and silly questions like “Where is all the heat going to go?” and “where will the power come from?”
- No zoning and land use rules
- No taxes
- No one asking “Are jobs are being created in the community?”
“Oh no my space debris accidently destroyed your multi billion dollar datacenter”
