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[several transfems are typing…]
Mm…mmmrrroow 🥺
Omg that’s horrible…
Where can one find one?
Calm down there Eve
Can it do tops too?
Does it do weddings as well?
Trans lifehack
Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course
But it would make you a nullo?
Shouldn’t it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
This implies trans women are just men without genitals.
This implies the speed running community doesn’t exist
This has dire cobsequences for the furry community!
No it doesn’t? The apple doesn’t check if you’re a man before de-dickandballs-ing you. It’ll uproot the twig and berries whether you’re cis, trans, or intersex.
Your comment implies women that are trans and get surgery aren’t trans, just men without genitals.
No, it doesn’t.
I imagine it’d be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic
you left out snake and pumabite
No, thanks. I hate sweet apples. Give them to us sour and crunchy.
What’s apple’s, precious?
sweet apples have their uses. get a nice apple corer and fuck yeah, that recipe’s easy.
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
Yes.
And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
No negatives you say?
How could one fund an orchard to provide these for free to transfem women?
And conservative men.
I don’t believe in hurting anyone who has the potential to be converted into anarchist allies.
But what others do, is up to them but I only suggest that those nearest to the top are those least likely to be converted.
That’s basically where I was going with the joke, anyway. I’m hoping this could be the change they need to reassess their life and join the human race.
i mean, yeah i got you were joking. one of my firmest morals is that people have the right to choose what they put in their bodies and in order to do that they have to know what they are putting in it and what it will do. but like, woooooo this apple is going to forcefemme you is kinda funny.
Lol exactly
If mine fell off, I would make a device to keep it alive so I could play with it when ever I wanted to. Plus now that’s detached you could toss it around, let her borrow it for a few nights or let her use it in the shower. Lots of good things could be coming from this. We just don’t see it because we haven’t been in this position before.
Wow, almost forgot about this one.
Hilarious!
WifiDICK
it didn’t say they died. it just say they fall off.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away…because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor…
No, she’s fine.
I want that apple even more now.
Wow, I’d love to try…
holdup
🥚
“i’ll try anything once” oh shit
It does not, in fact, do that.
“Speak for yourself” he says in a comically high voice.
Eunuchs do not have particularly high voices if made eunuchs as adults. One does not undergo a reverse puberty if the gonads are removed.
