• Bakkoda@lemmy.world
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    Every time you load an app into memory you are making a copy and therefore you are a criminal.

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      This is the future that capitalists want. When you can no longer afford components because they hoarded them all, you will have to rent computers from their cloud. Dont worry? It’s all real and legal because it’s justified by the humungous next step in humanity known as AI which was so important that we had to buy up all the computing resources. It’s so good guys it’s important that none of you be able buy any computers that you can use without the supervision of the AI cloud services. Trust us.

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      That’s your fault for having your own RAM on your own device instead of renting VRAM from cloud services!

      (/s, in case anyone didn’t pick up on it…)

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      Don’t worry soon no one will be able to afford their own memory and then piracy will be solved forever!

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      This is the “theory” by which publishers try to justify the validity of EULAs (they argue: “buying the thing isn’t enough; you need to agree to this to be able to actually use it”).

      But, fun fact: copyright law has a specific carve-out for that incidental copy, 17 USC §117 (a) (1), which means EULAs offer no ‘consideration’ and are therefore bunk.

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        HE’S COMING RIGHT FOR US! SIR PUT DOWN THE COMPUTER… SIR… I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE…

        i’m not hhhhoollng a ccccomputer…

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    An industry body with no authority to do anything said a thing that goes explicitly against its members stances.

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      Well, not all of its members.

      She’s just saying the quiet part out loud: they’re selling us out

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        I feel like they said private servers for “Minecraft” when they meant “Warcraft”. Not that I agree with them, but at least pirate wow servers make sense to be against.

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    I host a server on my home lab and just play solo, all this time I was a criminal and didn’t know

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    How the fuck can Microsoft say that a private Minecraft server is piracy?

    Where the fuck did people download the Minecraft server version?

    What next, Costco is going to arrest me for trying stealing the free samples?

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    Another day of me wondering what the fuck the Americans are even doing? Like it’s completely incomprehensible, it follows no logic.

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      Makes a lot of sense if you look at it from a desire to destroy public trust and incite civil war

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    Oh, don’t worry, I’m not pirating you shit, I use it to train AI therefore I’m allowed to do whatever I want. It’s for AI you see.

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    The way I see it is “You’re so lucky Microsoft doesn’t come down on you like a cat in a rat’s nest”

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    The only reason they say this is almost certainly because they have a plan to start moving that direction. So a shadow of things to come. Like when I whip it out in front of a single-point light source.