The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
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You are what you eat.
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
Please drink verification can to continue
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Well why not
This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.
Skill issue.
git guudSomething you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
