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I think the people here who cant see this is satire are aliens from another planet
Hey, some aliens from other planets can see this is satire… so I’ve heard.
this is a parody account right…
right?
Yeah. It’s called low quality facts.
Poe’s Law got me here…
I follow them on Mastodon. They’re my favorite source of the lowest quality facts on the internet, behind fox news.
No, they’re quite serious about providing statements of dubious factuality.
Who would say they want to uphold the patriarchy? That part would be covered by the “traditional family values” if they really supported the idea and they’d deny that there is a patriarchy (but only if asked about it, they wouldn’t bring it up unless it was a troll, and in that case I don’t think they’d start with a real complaint).
Who would say they want to uphold the patriarchy?
I wish I could be that naive. Come visit red city USA, some people say the most interesting things. And when you meet women who expect it… yeah. It is a thing.
Though in that case, wouldn’t it be a troll? Like I assume that those who do talk about it in a positive way are doing it specifically to piss off feminists. Or women who want to “virtue signal” to men.
It just seems like such a weird way to approach that in a positive sense.
2 of my sisters in law dude… TWO OF THEM
He had me in the first half. I’m not gonna lie.
Reminds me of Tom Morello’s response to Paul Ryan claiming his favorite band was RATM.
I wonder what Ryan’s favorite Rage song is? Is it the one where we condemn the genocide of Native Americans? The one lambasting American imperialism? Our cover of “Fuck the Police”? Or is it the one where we call on the people to seize the means of production? So many excellent choices to jam out to at Young Republican meetings!
Are you fucking KIDDING ME?
Oh, yeah you’re fucking kidding me.
Ok, carry on, then.All true but Green Day hasn’t been punk since just before Dookie. If you want to hear Billy Joe Armstrong in a punk band check out Pinhead Gunpowder.
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Being punk seems like such a high and a low bar all at the same time.
I think anyone who considers it a low bar at all thinks punk is about teen angst or some such.
No, it’s not that it’s about angst. More that any one can be punk in any walk of life.
Don’t wanna be an American Idiot
Don’t want a woman on my news media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria
The libtards mind fuck America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alienation
Where it’s man and woman married okay
In television Dreams of tomorrow
The F16 flyovers were meant to follow
The American Anthem
DUNUNUNUN DUNNUNNUNUN
Its funny, reading this post outloud to a friend and his reaction was “if Green Day doesn’t support Trump’s campaign then I don’t anymore.” He was serious too. Sometimes the dumbest things can change someones mind.
Yeah but like he could have guessed. Like I can guess right now that if I go turn on the sink and touch the water it will make my hand wet. Like I don’t know for certain but I am pretty God damn sure.
As shown above he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and because he doesn’t follow politics at all it’s all word of mouth to him. His actual views aren’t inline with Trump’s
I’m a Patron of this low quality genius.
Sure, everybody knows that.
Punk is a religious cult Punk ain't thinking for yourself You ain't hardcore if you spike your hair! Let a jock still live inside you head!
- the Living Reagans.
Boycotting punk? Now THAT’S punk!
Green day is still considered punk? Or is that part of the joke? (Serious question)
I mean… what is punk really? It seems pretty undefined.
Nah it’s pretty well defined - no, greenday is no longer straight up punk. Pop punk rock would probably fit them better now.
I’m game. I’m 57 years old and I’ve been listening to music since before the sex pistols. Let’s hear the definition of Punk.
Raw. Anti-establishment. Rebel. But also punk doesn’t give a fuck how I define it and punk would say fuck you for asking. But it would also share a half smoked cigarette and ask to crash on your couch.
You’re right punk can’t be defined - all I can say is that Greenday isn’t anymore. Or maybe I’m a sellout.
Sounds legit to me in my 50s now. I would add probably not having a large music label backing you and not giving a fsck about that either.
This has to be a joke.
Low quality facts only posts the highest quality facts
It doesn’t have to be but it is.
Well that’s nice of it
Jokes? From user Low Quality Facts? Never!
What gave it away?
It’s so blatantly satire that the humor is missing.
From “Low Quality Facts”, it’s probably a joke. If not, they need to explain what Anarchy in the UK meant to 1970s Britain. Or show what they mean in the following 2 decades of punk.
Also “punk” is an excellent way to not swear! Because punk is also about punkin CHRISTIAN VALUES, you stupid motherpunkin’ punks!
MxPx plays on a huge PA in the high school auditorium as he raises his arms over his head, fists clenched, salmon polo shirt collar rippling around his neck in the thick spring breeze somehow, even though it’s indoors
Jesus was the first punk, you punks!
crowd noise surges to almost painful levels, he walks off stage holding a large burning cross above his head given to him by an assistant. The crowd pulsates closer to him as he walks away, and he sticks out his tongue and gives people the finger… the ring finger.
Frick off, you punkers! WTF!! What True Followers! LOL! Loving Our Lord! Thank you, good night!
crowd noise recedes as they all begin clapping and praying in the distance. Cut to a car, him, driver’s seat, driving and Hawk Nelson playing in the car
Punkin’ nailed it! Like our father to the cross! I’m so gay for that hot-abbed Jesus! Toga! Toga! Toga! I bet he had a great ding-donger on him. What a beseeching and beautiful man our savior was…
pulls into his fraternity parking lot
This was fantastic! If you haven’t seen it already, I think you might enjoy Jenny Nicholson’s introduction to the Church Play Cinematic Universe: https://youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?si=pjoHwez2JKdYHWUp
This… is. I can’t tell you how happy I am right now, this is incredible. Thank you my punk in christ.