Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
You sir belong in hell
A plate
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
You just blew my mind.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
Are you Emma Hamilton of Nelson?
That’s the neat part, you don’t
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
Eat it in one bite
All in one bite.
Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
Soak them in Nutella
…a plate?
I don’t 👍
You have to create a vacuuming of air with every bite. Just do strong, deep inhales while biting, ripping, and tearing, prior to the chewing. The crumbs will all be sucked inward towards your mouth and lungs, and you won’t have any problems
Except for any issues inhaling the crumbs might cause
Enjoy your pastry
This article sounds like the result of assigning a middle school student to write an instructional essay with a required word length. The middle school student asked chat GPT for help.
