We should go back to using profession as last name. Then everybody would be named Shitposter.
Wait…you guys get paid?
Guppy Q Keyboardpounder
I accept your terms.
We’re all a big friendly family here. Just without the creepy corporate talk
Macrocephalic Seatweight. I guess it could work.
Spain. This is how you make Spain.
I believe this is a thing in Quebec.
from https://culturalatlas.sbs.com.au/canadian-culture/canadian-culture-naming
In Quebec, the Civil Code requires parents to assign their child only one surname (either a single or compound surname) derived from their respective surnames. Compound surnames may not have more than two parts, with or without hyphens. Thus, a couple named Joseph BOUCHARD-TREMBLAY and Marie DION-ROY could give their children the surnames:
- BOUCHARD
- TREMBLAY
- DION
- ROY
- BOUCHARD-TREMBLAY
- DION-ROY
- BOUCHARD-DION
- BOUCHARD-ROY, and so on.
In Quebec, the law provides that spouses retain their respective birth names when they are married.
I can’t believe that there isn’t a gripping political thriller about the making of this law.
“Mr Bouchard-Roy-Tremblay-Barbier-Allard-Dupont and Ms Moreau-Dubois-Laurent-Aubert-Beaumont have flagrantly shown disrespect for French customs by desiring to call themselves Mr and Mrs Bouchard-Moreau-Roy-Dubois-Tremblay-Laurent-Barbier-Aubert-Allard-Beaumont-Dupont and MUST be forced to truncate this surname into no more than two parts with or without a single dash. They are a disgrace to the national culture.”
“How DARE you call us disgraces. We, the Bouchard-Moreau-Roy-Dubois-Tremblay-Laurent-Fournier-Aubert-Allard-Beaumont-Duponts have a long, proud history of serving our country and its people and will not be treated in such a manner! We demand to be shown respect!”
The judge raises his hand to ask the room for silence and looks toward the defendants
“Please recite to me your name once more.”
“Bouchard-Moreau-Roy-Dubois-Tremblay-Laurent-Fournier-Aubert-Allard-Beaufort-Dupont”
“IT IS SETTLED! You do not even know your own name and have persisted with this nonsense far too long! You filed your marriage request with the surname Bouchard-Moreau-Roy-Dubois-Tremblay-Laurent-Barbier-Aubert-Allard-Beaumont-Dupont and cannot properly recite it yourself! This is a disgraceful waste of the people’s and the great government of France’s time. You are hereby directed to choose a surname with no more than two parts separated or not by a dash and I will hear no more of this nonsense! Case dismissed!”
tl, dr.
I kid.
lol
Gold!
In the Hispanic tradition it would be the Paternal name and then the Maternal name using the Paternal line, which would be the first name.
So Male 1-2 and Female 3-4 becomes Baby 1-3.
Some of the Mexicans I know just kept adding middle names.
You end up with something like Manuèl José Alvarez Ibarra Reyes Gutierrez
“The name game” music intensifies
Baby 1-4?
I thought maternal name always come seconds and gets passed down by the mom.
So the dad has “dad1-mom1” and the mom has “dad2-mom2”.
And the kid would be “dad1-mom2”. Not “dad1-dad2”
But I honestly don’t know
That may be the case in some cultures, but the Hispanic tradition only carries the Paternal line.
Nice, thanks
Bro, you can’t have two dads (/s)
Tell that to Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack
I vote that we do it this way going forward
They keep going like a memory game.
In Canada, they typically pick one or two last names out of four for the kid. Some adults decide to go by just one of their last names too
I read an article about this a few years ago, and the answer is whatever they want. I remember one couple said they just decided they liked the wife’s grandmother’s maiden name, so they just picked that. She was confused but flattered.
Yea you cna change your last name to anything when you get married.
I know a few people who’ve done this. When they got married they decided they didn’t like either last name so just chose a new one. In one case it was the guy’s online handle - which was also a normal last name. In the other case it was a name from their favourite movie.
oh you mean Mr Brian xXxPoosayDestroyer69xXx, he taught me math in high-school.
The names should be combined to make a new last name as your making a new family
You talk about it and decide together.
In our case we both kept our last names. Why change her last name when that’s who she’s always been? Really simplifies things as far as paperwork goes. Also - LPT: when you have different last names you can get double the introductory offers on things like internet packages at home. Just sign up under one name, cancel when able, sign up under the other. They don’t know you’re married.
What about the kids?
Great idea! That’s another couple of accounts you can open up, and maybe even a few credit lines when both the parents have used theirs up.
Kidding obviously, because this place gets pretty rough sometimes.
I mainly ask, because when I worked in an armory there was a dude named ‘GonzalezLamas-Suarez’ whose name I had to handwrite on a very small line every single time I signed him out gear. It was the smallest font I’d ever seen on a uniform before.
Same for my brother ha. His superiors actually just shorten it to one word when talking to him if it isn’t super official.
Then you have those weird ones like “de Jesus” where it just doesn’t make sense to be to have a preposition as part of your last name.
pretty sure the world ends.
I’ve always thought the system of last names should be hyphenated. Your paternal last name first, maternal last name second. Women no longer change their names when marrying. Men pass the paternal name down to their kids, women pass down the maternal. That way last names are essentially a record of who your OG matrons and patrons are.
That’s how it is in some cultures. I have my father’s paternal last name and my mother’s maternal last name.
Haha have you ever seen an Indian person, especially a man’s ID? Not exaggerating, it’s around 5-7 last names of something. Feel free to correct me but as a bartender, it could be both funny and irritating when verifying their ID.
Latino person here with two last names.
I chose to keep both of mine, but when I married I only kept the first.
We also commonly only use the first in spite of having both in our ID
The tradition is to go with the mans last name.
His first last name or his second last name?
