Just smoking some meats, fellow human 🧑🦲
“I’m the meat chef.” 👨🍳
“I do not understand. Why does Zuckerberg simply not EAT his competitors?” - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8.
Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?
Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage
External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.
Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?
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You ever see someone do something they have been doing wrong for years and have missed important aspects that concern safety because they learned how to do it from analyzing a database entry on the subject instead of being taught by someone passing down generations of experience shaped through past failures? Because you have.
I think you’re describing me trying to do 75% of my interests/ hobbies.
ADHD do be like that.
fire will consume this world. L.o.L. -zuckerberg
It’s impossible to tell without knowing the focal length of the lens used. Different camera lenses can make things appear closer or further to each other than they actually are.
Trunks look fine but the bush might not be, weird perspective mostly
It looks like he’s smoking a load of meat, given the smoke and the dangle of temp proves at the bottom. It’s not likely for the BBQ to be that hot, relatively speaking - maybe 250F but probably lower.
Fellow humans should I finish the bird muscle with a saccharine concoction, an overfermented grape extract concoction, or a ground plant concoction from the geographic region of Carolina? I know us fellow humans frequently debate the proper and just pairing of concoction and flesh.
I actually started to like Zuck a bit more after he accepted Elon’s fight
Did they ever fight tho? I imagine that the muskrat would chicken out. Zuckerberg is much younger, much fitter and actually has some martial arts training, so he would have mopped the floor with him and I’m not sure if it would fit into Musk’s self-image to allow that to become reality.
Elon’s mom said no lol
I wonder if people are writing these things or using an AI to describe an action in the style of, I don’t know, a non-human or a robot.
If it’s the latter I’ll love to get the prompt for making these as they’re quite amusing.
I am able to channel this voice ironically.
Sometimes, you pick up words so alien that you end up replacing the regular word, like domicile.
“Welcome to my domicile where we can refresh with our favorite inebriants and watch fellow humans engage in roughhousing with opposing humans. We can provide praise to the successors and belittle their counterparts!”
If this style of writing is your thing, there’s a webcomic/book by Nathan Pyle that you would like. Here’s his website if you want to check his social media.
This is right up my street. Thanks for sharing.
I also love cats so that’s a bonus for the first link.
Vegans already think about grilling meat in terms of charring animal carcasses.
Also something something Sweet Baby Rays
He might b a robot from outer space and maybe even because of this, he is the least shitty of the entire bunch. Think about it.
no, thank you, but no.