It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

Fuck I could have saved so much money!

(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

So there is a way to change your gender!

And it’s so easy too!

Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

I’d rather identify as a woman than whatever he thinks a man is.

But I already have a child and I’m allergic to cats!

(I’ll take the risk and vote for Harris anyway though.)

I was promised broomstick flights

Their shit’s weird like all the way fuckin down how tf does that even happen tho

I got married to a woman.

Can confirm, I can’t stop my feminization, my wife can’t bake so I make all the tradwife things like cakes and muffins. She also hates painting her nails and we can’t afford regular manicures, so I’ve become very good at trimming and painting nails.

On the other hand, I’m a tradey and taught my wife how to do basic home repairs and upgrades, so I haven’t touched my tools in months because she just does it while I’m away because “I shouldn’t have to work too much at home”

It’s almost like people are just people and will do what they need to do regardless of if it’s gendered or not.

This whole feminization thing is stupid. Men have done stereotypical feminine things for thousands of year, and women have done masculine things for just as long. It used to be taboo a century ago for women to wear pants, now no one bats an eye. It’s been a running joke that men can’t cook for decades, even though now all of my male friends, single, dating, or married, are all very proficient cooks and often cook more than their wives.

The people obsessed with gender are insane. How someone acts in their own life should be no concern of anyone else.

Im guessing they see it as voting for a woman is submissive because you’re acknowledging that a woman has more power than you, whereas marrying a woman means the man has power over the woman.

Because they are soooo straight relationship with women is disgusting.

It’s also very likely that Kamala Harris has voted for men in the past, meaning she would have transitioned to man by now negating the risk of male voters turning into women.

In that case most of us (incl future president Kamala) are intergenders.

Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

Same. Happened in 2016 when I voted for Clinton, evidently.

Strange that these weirdos never tried this (idiotic) tactic back then…

I suppose it saves on lugging his brain around

I like to even it out and vote for men and women so I get tits and balls

Hermaphrodites for Harris!!

Transition?

“Dr’s hate this one trans trick!”