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Inventory is stored in the cubes
This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.
I love the part where Steve says, “IT’S MININ’ TIME!”
I’ll get you Hey Steve, if it takes till tomorrow noooooooon. (Forgive my possibly poor memory)
Your reference lifts my spirits, internet stranger.
Sufficient
truly the low hanging fruit of a joke
Whoever wrote it should get the sack.
Eh, don’t get twisted up about it. They took a crack at it, that’s what counts. Some times you have to feel around for the right joke.
Certainly nut the most creative joke
You guys are testiN my patience.
Someone needed to make that joke and I just happened to have the cojones to do it.
Low hanging cube you mean
Your joke but worse.jpg
It certainly is
Everything in Minecraft is cubes so expect the cube humor. Testicles are particularly humorous so I have confidence in this prediction.
I could go either way on this one. There’s no great cache of lore to betray, and everybody already sort of plays Minecraft how they want. It actually could work as a fairly generic but charming Jumanji clone.
It could also suck donkey cubes. I’m just saying the licensed IP isn’t really going to make or break this one.
The few bits of lore that exist are probably going to be fumbled. I really do hope they do just have herobrine in the background of some scene. The trailer looks like they are going all in on hoglins, which I’m completely meh on. Endermen are probably too scary for a little kid movie tho.
Not those guys who melt in the rain and can be dealt with by sloshing a bucket of water on them! Or just standing under a low overhang…
Even the Daleks eventually figured out how to fly up stairs.
And I will laugh ( if I watch it)
It’s a movie with jack black, you watch!
Naw, it’ll just play a metal-hitting-metal sound effect, he’ll brief make eye contact with the camera, give a little smirk, and the scene will continue with no further acknowledgement.
Gotta be the anvil sound.
YES!
Probably a pixelation joke too for nudity that the kids won’t get but the adults will.
Look at the brass cubes on this guy!
We’re really achieving the prophecy that is Idiocracy.
Idiocracy is the 1984 for film nerds
On the bright side we do end up with president Camacho in that timeline.
At least Camacho was smart enough to listen to the world’s smartest person’s advice.
Bitch better have my money…
Black is just playing his character from Tropic Thunder.
Note that Idiocracy and Youtube premiered around the same time…
Sounds too close to pubes so they may say blocks instead
Remember when JB said, “I blacked out. Did something important happen?” in borderlands.
Me either, but he did, and we’re gonna get that joke again too.
I don’t but if i had i would have used that line with my friends when the credits rolled
I think you are being too optimistic…
Dunno why people would criticize Black’s characters in film. I mean, that’s what he does. Same as Sandler, Ferrell, or any of the rest of the low hanging fruit, cringe, or bro-humor comedy actors. I wouldn’t go to a movie with Jack Black in it and expect Shawshank Redemption.
That being said, Sandler and Ferrell do some amazing serious stuff.
They can, absolutely. However it’s just not the norm.
Watch Bernie if you want to see Black do a different take. His character is quirky, but there’s a lot of depth to him as well.
I do wish we got to see Black use a little more of his range because he can deliver a nuanced comedic character too.
I really, really liked his performance in Bernie. He was silly, but there was also a simultaneous depression, fear, and darkness in his performance.
I wouldn’t expect Shawshank Redemption, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what was delivered
Jack Black was actually really great in a serious acting role in Bernie
I’m looking forward to the part where his character’s best friend says “please don’t miss next time,” and then he never talks to his friend again even though they were equally important to the plot up until that moment
