While not very humorous, some of the most useful permanent items on our shared shopping list include “That spice that ran out” and “That thing I was looking for the other day”. They’ve saved the day a few times over ten or so years.
This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer
I honestly pop in ‘yo butt’ into our shared shopping list and it usually gets an eye roll.
Deez nuts
Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.
Male: condoms, canteloupe, watermelon, Vaseline Female:condoms, squash, cucumber, carrots,
As an aside, do not use Vaseline with condoms. In addition to it not being body safe for internal use, some condoms are still latex and vaseline will dissolve them. Most condoms these days are nitrile, but again see above re: internal insertion safety.
I feel like this only works if those are the only items on the list. If you also have apples, berries, potatoes, onions, shampoo and toothpaste, it’s just a normal shopping list.
Amazing present for insert your own name here
Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thank you. It’s my first. 😊
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I’d add a couple of things to that list:
- Duct tape
- Rope
- Burlap bag
- Shovel
- Condom
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Oh yes, but that needs to be first on the list for sure.
Edit: on second thought, make it last on the list. It tells more of a story.
Peanut butter, duct tape, skateboard, kitestring…
I occasionally put “magic beans” on there :-)
classic
NO magic beans!
I don’t know why people are downvoting you on your anti magic bean stance, historically they’ve not been a good gamble with ones money :P
But this time will be different, I get a good feeling from this guy! Not only is he not out to scam me by giving me dud magic beans, but he’s given me a bunch of extra packets that I can sell to my friends too, and all he asks is a tiny portion of the profits.
So now I’m gonna have a magic bean stalk and some semi passive income, all from hosting just one Bean party a month at my place!
My partner does this already. The number of times I’ve found “tush squish” is… I’ve lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
Fancy Napkins!
- Not Wet!
1000 bottles of baby oil
Peace of mind
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